Change Yourself

Away till 22nd July 09

2009-07-08T14:11:00.000-07:00

Hi people,

i am sorry i wont be updating for a while as i am still deciding on either getting a new template or getting my own domain for my blog/site as most of you can see that the template I was using gives me problems. I should be up and running again roughly in the 20s of July 09. This time will go in depth of Saw's life.

Do check back here for updates ya

Saw

You can see it coming your way but yet you cant prevent it from happening !

2009-07-03T12:23:00.000-07:00

Have you ever see something is coming your way and yet you cant prevent it from happening ?

thats exactly what happened to me today I guess.

As some of you know I work occasionally in Wembley and Emirates stadium as catering assistant. The way they arrange my job is that they will send me a SMS with a code and I am suppose to reply YES + the code if i accept the job offer or simply reply NO if I reject it. They will only send me my CONFIRMATION to work just a day before the event and sometimes I will only get the SMS confirmation around 2030.

This week and next week there will be Take That 'The Beautiful Tour' and Oasis concerts in Wembley so it will be rather busy. So the company in order to encourage the workers like me to work all 7 days during the 2 concerts they will reward anyone who works all 7 days will receive £70 bonus in the end. When I receive this SMS I was rather glad because £70 can pay some of my bills, after a while I get this feeling that is was just some BIG CORPORATE COMPANY SCAM , well all they have to do is don't confirm me for just 1 day during the 7 days and I shall not eligible for the bonus anymore.

Yesterday I waited for my confirmations SMS for today job but I waited till 4 something I decided to give them a call to confirm my confirmation for today but nobody answer even I try calling few times. Thats when I start to have some bad feelings. I waited whole night and no SMS receive. As the sun rises and when office hour starts I gave them a call , after calling a few time someone pick up my call. What i fear most become reality, the guy answer my call said that I am not confirm for today event and asked me not to turn up as they already fully staffed for today. Then he add on saying that I am confirm to work for Saturday and Sunday. Then I ask him about my confirmation for next week, he told me that I am confirm for all 3 days for next week. I was like WTF, u can confirm me to work for the rest of the events but not for today only ? How can this kind of thing happen with such big corporate company ?

Well I guess is what I fear from the beginning, the so call BONUS was just a trick and SCAM from the beginning. I was rather upset and devastated after the call but I tell myself just be upset for 5 minutes, then I went and cook my breakfast , after that I totally let go of it but I will always remember this lesson well learnt. No matter how small or how big you are ,you can be a SCAMMER after all. It was a lost of some materials gains but income in experience wise. I guess i just have to take extra precautions after this. I mean whats the point crying of spill milk right especially I am not into milk.

So today be my off day instead of working day because of something I can see it coming but cant prevent it from happening. It doesnt matter anymore as today could be the greatest day of my life. Is another chapther of my life in UK.

My last shed tears

2009-06-30T12:18:00.000-07:00

one of the + point in having an unpopular blog is that you can actually write and post whatever you want without having to worry about anything.is simply expressing myself. I dont have to worry about getting ISAed , i dont have to worry about offending people and i dont have to worry about YOU.

most of us have alot of unforgetful memories throughout our life, one of my thats still vivid in my memory is my last shed tears up today. Well it happened quite some time ago while i still wore white pants to school.

whats the reason i shed my tears ? is love of course, i mean what else can really make a boy cry if not because of love ? well back then as who I am, i fall in love and get out of love quite easily.Is not that I am not loyal of something it just that I learn to let go easily so I wouldnt get hurt so much, and please dont be wrong to assume that i am a playboy.I am definately mean it when I say I Love You.

ok lets start my romantic story that well known but unheard by many, back then I bump into this girl, a cute and petite girl i would say, we sort of met through school activities, she caught my eyes the first time I really see her. After our first meeting we sort of bump into each other few times after that, being in a small island I manage to get her contact, after that I sort of sms and call her regularly but as a friend of course.

For you guys info, she was a lesbian when I first knew her. Someone who seriously in love with her lesbian partner. Oh yea she was sort of attached with another girl at that time. After a few meetings and frequent communications between us, i guess there are some feelings grow within two of us.Not long after that she broke up with her 'BF'. I shall say our relationship blooms after that. Things go quite well between us until 1 day , the day that I couldnt forget till today.

She asked me to call back while I am still in a camp. I gave her a call back immediately during break time. She was sobbing when she answered the call, being someone who is totally in love with I ask her whats wrong, then she replied "Why do you have to lie to me ? why do you wanna be playboy ? why you didnt tell me you having a relationship with *** ? , why do you have to hurt me like that ?"
I was in total shocked and out of words , then I take a deep breath and answer her " When did I lie to you ? what happened ? what have I done ?" and she replied "You lie to me when you say you love me , why do you lie to me ?"
I said " Since when I lie to you ? I really love you " and tears begin to drop to my cheeks.
Then she said "People been telling me that you are in a relationship with *** and you are double timing me"
My reply was " I never lie to you and I really love you, you rather listen to rumours than to believe in me ?"
She said "I dont know who to trust anymore?" and she begin to cry
I replied "You can trust me, I really love you"
She said " Don't call me anymore, I don't wish to talk to you anymore, do not call me again" and then she hang up on me.
I was speechless and totally devastated. I try to call back a few times but my calls went unanswered.I was left alone and I shed tears at that time.

To cut my story short, our relationship went downhill from there. My explanations went awry, not long after that I heard that she went back together with her ex. Thats the stody then last time i shed my tears. Till today I still dont understand why she doesnt believe me, is it because I am not trustworthy or is it her heart never left that person and she uses this an excuse to make her feel better.

It is unknown mystery till today so it will be another unanswered questions in my life.
The reason I am writing this out is just simply for ranting and no other reason.

Lasallian Spirits

2009-06-19T04:55:00.000-07:00

LASALLIAN SPIRITS

Those days are gone,
Time have passes and it shall wait for no one,
To those fortunate ones, you had a direct contact with Lasallian spirits,
To those not so fortunate ones, do not fear as We are still here,
Spreading the message and spirits of the Lasallian;

Our buildings might crumbled to the ground,
Our crosses might fall,
Our holy place might be demolish,
Our motto might be changed,
Our Alma Mater's might not longer be sang;

But,
Fear not my fellow Lasallians,
Have faith in ourselves as,
Those I mentioned are merely physical evidence of our existance,
Remember you shall,
That our true existance is what inside our hearts;

Let's us show our enemies the true spirits of us,
Show them that the Lasallian spirits will not crumble,
Definately not by taking away our physical evidence of existance,
Show them that we are much more than that:

As we will not only won't crumble
but
We will even continue to raise to a higher level,
As we will continue to spread the Lasallian spirits,
To all the people in the world,far or near,
Not to change who they are but,
To make this world a better place.

Written by Saw,

Well this is the sort of poem that I write as a Farewell gift for our Beloved Brother Paul Ho who officially retires today. I hope that you all will spread this poem around and continue to spread the lasallian spirits. As from today I might know what will happen to our school but one thing i m sure of is that the Lasallian spirits must be pass on and it will continues to make someone life better. When in doubt always sang our Alma Mater as it is very meaningful.

ALMA MATER'S CALL

2009-06-17T21:00:00.000-07:00

We should sing this song together at 0830AM in Msia as it should be roughly the same time the song is sang back in St.Xavier's Institution for the last time in front of our beloved Brother Principal who is going to retired. It really is one of the historic moments for all of us since March 08. I am glad that I am a part of this magnificant traditions and all these I am proud to call myself Xaverian, La sallian legacy will always be inside me since I was there since Standard 1 till Upper 6, thats 13 years directly involved with La Sallian tradition. well today is not about me is all about LASALLIAN

lets sing our Alma Mater together with 1600 Xaverians in the basketball court in front of Brother Paul Ho for the last time before he retires

ALMA MATER

All through our college a voice is resounding,
Promptly respond to your duty's sweet call,
Hearken you all for the trumpet is sounding,
Your mater's proclaiming her watchwords to all

(Chorus)
Forward her children dear,
Ever with hearts sincere,
Render with joy to your mater her due,
All that is vile reject,
Heaven will e'er protect,
Sons of St Xavier's valiant and true,

Labour will conquer your motto still bearing,
Forward with courage in ways that are just,
True to your standard, be doing and daring,
As faithful Xaverians in Heaven your trust

(Chorus)
Forward her children dear,
Ever with hearts sincere,
Render with joy to your mater her due,
All that is vile reject,
Heaven will e'er protect,
Sons of St Xavier's valiant and true!

SPREAD THIS SONG AROUND

simple changes big differences

2009-06-17T16:18:00.000-07:00

ok i am just gonna write a short entry this time, as i accidentally deleted my previous post before i have the chance to post it..hehehe, silly me

well i would like to write about changes here,

how many of you have friends that you havent met or contacted for years or maybe even just for a few months ? then suddenly you bump into him or her and somehow i mean somehow that friend of yours is no longer how u remembered , she/he simply change so much that you simply don't recognize him at all... the changes can be in the form of physically,looks,aura,personailities,attitude or etc...it doesnt matter for good or for bad...

i take some time out to check out on updates on people that i dont really keep in touch with, oh my my it seem that they are so different from what i remembered, it seems like i did miss alot from their life

then you asked yourself how come some people can change so much and somehow i felt that i m still the same, i don't feel any significant changes in me...

well honestly thats exactly what on my mind right now, somehow i felt that i am almost the same since primary school i guess, not much changes in me i guess, i am still who i am i suppose.. have i change ? or i still remain the same ?
somehow i just feel that i need to do more,
to go to the extreme ,
to make real changes,
to set myself free

to keep it simple i would like to change so much that SAW will be WAS

MAN BOOBS !!! either u love them or you hate them

2009-06-04T09:36:00.000-07:00

Ok i know this is kinda sick stuff to talk about but hey I am proud of my man boobs.To those who doesnt know whats a man boobs is you will definately have a clear picture after you finish reading all this.As obesity rate going up each year you wont be suprise to see more and more men with man boobs as man boobs is sort of like excessive lump of fats in a man,thats what make a man boobs.

Lets have a look at man boobs shall we ?

Attractive arent they ? lol i apologize to those who are eating while viewing this. Anyway if this is your fetish you can view it more at MANBOOBS.

Anyway I myself do own a very gorgeous pair of man boobs, definately much nicer than the one I show you.

Now let me share a short story on my man boobs, well to those that are close to me or was my classmates when in high school definately had a good view of my gorgeous man boobs, and I know some of you naughty boys like to oggle over it. HAHAHa.... I am sure most of you guys still miss those moments when is time for PE as those are what we call SHOW TIME !!!

I would say that my man boobs contributes alot to mankind, as for many young men while there are still young boys my man boobs are the closest thing they ever see in real life that come close to BREASTs. To some lucky and curious one who even go as far as molesting me to have a feel of something similar to breast I hope you all will still remember how my man boobs felt in your hand,
the SATISFACTION,
the PLEASURE ,
the WARMTH,
the URGES and
the SOFTNESS
and I forgive all of you for molesting me although it is against my will but is ok as my man boobs said so.

Those nightmare are still fresh in my memory, when is time for PE everyone will close the doors and windows and shout "Saw, saw, SAW ! saw Saw saw SAW ! " as i tried to get change, when I remove my clothes completely their will shouts with excitement, I felt terrible and afraid just like someone performing in freak show but what can I do ? someone have to be sacrifice for all of them, to satisfied their urges and curiousity and somehow I was chosen.

I am sure that my man boobs gave most of you some unforgettable and memorable experience, is like Jack having his first kiss, See Khoon eating his western food, soon ping flirting with the girls, Jim singing to the Hymm

To all the ladies out there especially those who their BFs, partnes used to be my schoolmates and close to me,
please don't be jealous when they close their eyes when feeling you breast while imagining it was my when making love to you.
please don't be offended that your partner know how to feel your breast as he uses my to practise it.
please don't be angry when he called for my name when he had his sweetest dream and
please don't be upset when he said " I have seen a much better one " as I am very sure he was just refering to my man boobs and not some other girls breast

Ladies don't worry,no matter how much your men love my man boobs the person they really love is still you,I m just some form of extra entertainment to them.

Well well i guess thats all for today, to those who felt disgusted reading don't hate me for it as I m just writing the truth, the truth might be painful but is ok cause Saw is here.

I been talking on how gorgeous my man boobs are but never show them to you that never seen it before, how can I right ? you all know Saw wont be so cruel... Here is a preview of the gorgeousness of my MAN BOOBS

credit to Lim Yen Mei for this photo

Hakuna Matata

2009-06-01T11:12:00.000-07:00

It was great to come across the Lion King cartoon again but nothing beats the original story. Hope most of you who watched it before still remember how it goes. There are alot of nice songs inside the movie and I would like to share with all of you.

hakuna matata n. phrase from hakuna matata "no difficulties": no troubles, problems, worries or cares [<>hakuna "there is no, there are no" < ha- prefix signifying negation + -kuna "there is, there are" + matata plural of tata "tangle, mess, difficulty, perplexity"].

"It means 'no worries for the rest of your days'. It's our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna matata!" lyrics by Tim Rice, "Hakuna Matata", The Lion King: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, 1994.
"The name Accoona is derived from the Swahili phrase, Hakuna Matata, which means 'don't worry be happy.'" Accoona Corp., Accoona - About Accoona, Mar. 15, 2006. Although loose, this is a good translation of hakuna matata. Accoona may be derived from the whole phrase, but it sounds like a Cockney or French pronunciation of only the first word. Taken alone, hakuna means "there are none" and is one way of simply answering "no", since there is no single word for "no" in Swahili. This is not a good name for an Internet search engine. Imagine seeing "there are none" on a search result page.

Listening to all this songs really bring back memories and really can lighten up the day. Take some time off and enjoy life my friends.

Prostitution and the story behind it

2009-05-25T14:15:00.000-07:00

As a avid reader of Malaysia Today, I do try to read the articles every other day then today I come across this article with the title "Malaysia and The PPP Disease", is a quite long article about politics, do read it if you are interested with politics which most of you still don't but maybe you will later in life but definately not now. The PPP stands for the overdose of POLITICS, PROSTITUTES and PERAK, well in my this entry you people should just ignore the POLITICS and PERAK well at least just for this article. Now all of us should concentrate on the PROSTITUTES.

Well sex trade is sort of illegal in Malaysia, at least thats how our government perceive it but according to Tenaganita a non-governmental organisation the industry is reaping RM 3 billion in 2008 alone. This is the article that comes with it.

Malaysia sex trade reaping RM3 billion in 2008

Sex trade is illegal in Malaysia but that didn’t stop it from reaping whooping RM3 billion profits last year according to Tenaganita a non-governmental organisation.

Tenaganita estimated that the number of prostitutes in the country at least 150,000 with more than 10,000 operating in the Klang Valley alone.

A prostitute monthly earning easily surpassing that of a minister, university professor or high ranking government officers.

Charging an average of RM150 an hour, eight client per day, working seven-day a week, a prostitute ends up making RM36,000 a month said Aegile Fernandez, Tenaganita anti-human trafficking coordinator.

“Serving an average of eight clients a day, she ends up making RM1,200 daily and possibly RM36,000 a month,” she said.

According to Aegile, syndicates that run brothels usually have up to 100 girls under them.

http://www.bintulu.org/news/2009/05/25/malaysia-sex-trade-reaping-rm3-billion-2008.php

The first thing that came to my mind the first thing I saw the figure is that we do have plenty of FARKERS in Malaysia eventhough most of them don't admit it but we are sure from this figure that those FARKERS are out there so becareful all of you girls and guys. I mean RM 3 billion is a HUGE figure especially for a country that SEX is consider a TABOO in our daily conversation.
I mean how many of you guys out there brag to your Dad when you bang a freaking hot chick you just met in a club last night ?
how many of you guys admits that you watched porn when your parents ask ?
how do you find out about masturbation and wet dreams ? definately not through your parents I suppose.

Then there are the girls, who do you ask how to prevent pregnancy ?
who do you first talk to when your period decided to skip its monthly routine because you had some unprotective sex few months ago?
who do you consult when you lose your virginity ?

OK now back to the point, IMHO(in my honest opinion) prostitutions is not a really a bad thing, well is not that I agree with it but somehow is simply part of the society ,it does more good than harm to the society. Prostitutions is like the oldest freaking trade in the world, it begins since God knows when. Come on do the maths
RM 3 billion /150 per session = 20 millions session of sex happens during last year alone.Now imagine there are no prostitution in the world and just 1% of the 20 millions lead to rape then we will have like 200000 new cases of raping every year. I know prostitution had its bad side like human traficking,drug abuse, HIV and social ills but if prostitution are managed properly like some other industry with ISO certification or health care I m sure is not that bad after all. Now let us look at the good side of Prostitution

1. It somehow reduces rape (I know there are still alot of sick bastard out there who rapes babies)
2. It reduces unplanned pregnancy ( Guys will stop pestering their girls for sex all the time )
3. It gives those loser out there a little bit of hope knowing women and understanding sex
( HELLO not every guy get to bang the opposite sex, although you can if you just aim for the hole but chemistry wise is not possible,i believe sex is not just about the guys getting their urges fulfilled but also satisfying the ladies out there)
4. It contributes to the economy ( If we do it properly,prostitutes will have to be tax and that will give use money for econoic growth although most part of it will lead to the pocket of some politicians which they use on prostitutions)
5. It gives those women/men some hope in their life,I know ethically it might be wrong but your family near starved to death I don't think you would care about what is ethically correct or not
( not everyone can afford going to Uni or leaving the poverty life but by choosing prostitution they MIGHT just be able to do it although is not advisable but Hey is a way better than a dead end)
6. Others, things that you can think about but I can't, feel free to contribute by posting in the comment section

If you still think prostitution is all and nothing good come out from it then think again after watching this clip.

It might even help you find your true love, it might be rare but it still happens my friends.

ps. to all those people who start judging me for writing this entry I would say to the hell with you, nobody judges me except myself and never ever judge anyone even she/he might be a prostitute, who are you to judge them ?

Induction at Wembley

2009-05-23T04:08:00.000-07:00

After attending interview at Emirates Stadium 2 weeks ago for the position of Catering/Retail Assistant,I was given a call few days back to attend an Job Induction Training on 21st May now the venue for the training will be the 90,000 capacity Wembley Stadium. I was thrilled to visit Wembley Stadium although it takes me quite some time to reach there using public transportation as Wembley is more than 20 miles from where I currently staying, is like from my Home in Bukit Kukus to Batu Kawan for seafood just that here I have to uses buses,tube and DLR instead of having the privillage of using my beloved not so good quality national make car Proton Waja which I misses cause I made that car so personal to me, I mean even without the air brush,the cheap stickers and all those dolls most people can easily recognised my car from afar, Thats how personal my car is, I bet most of you will agree.

Anyway reach Wembley Stadium around 1700 while the training starts at 1730, so I decided to have a short tour outside of the stadium. Oh here is a fun fact, Wembley Stadium actually have 8 floors with high wall,which means is higher than Gembira Parade,Island Plaza and definately higher than Batu Kawan Stadium but I am not so sure it is higher than Bukit Jalil Stadium.

the view from Wembley Park station

the sign says it all

this is the Wembley Walkway

the Wembley stadium after the walkway

Well after registering with the security and giving my documents to the relevant personal, was escorted around Wembley to the training room. Honestly I think I might really get lost if I wandered around by myself as the place is huge and sophiscated. There was around 40 of us for that session of training. Oh yea, while I saw one very familiar face ,I know i know everybody seems to look familiar to me no matter where I go, is not like I know them it just that they look familiar,maybe something wrong with my eye-sight I guess, I mean at the beginning I can't even differentiate Yin Ying and Mei Yin when I first saw them. Anyway back to the point,the familiar face that I saw is a very petite ,sweet,young and hot Thai girl which I didn't get to know yet, yes I know some of you might be dissapointed with me but trust me I will get to know her the next time around, oh yea now I know why why she looks familiar because she looks something like Michelle Ng ,for those who don't know who is Michelle Ng kindly give Thean Mark a call and ask him about it.

There are alot of nice people in the group even the trainers are very nice and EXTREMELY HOT too, I will seeing some of them again this Sunday at Emirates Stadium. I had quite alot of fun during the training especially with some of the games although is some simple games but it is really fun and we get to interact.

Oh yea, never judge a book by its cover, I was sitting at the front row and there is this guy behind me who look pretty smart with his glasses and hair stlye and the look, he look like someone that you normally would like to go to when you have questions. OH MY, how wrong was I, this guy is what we call "KIANG OH HOR,MANG KEH KIANG". I mean he tried so freaking hard to steal the limelight and impressed the trainers but he failed miserably. I mean 9 out 10 things come out his mouth are BS and is total BS,is like he is trying to act like he knows everything but reality bites my friends you know almost freaking NOTHING so please don't pretend you know evrything. I think your IQ level shouldnt be able to exceed 75. The guy sitting next to me was smilling cunningly everytime that guy speaks, I m not sure it is because of what he says or is it because of his accent.

Anyway we were giving some short tour around Wembley after the training, I have to admit I m very impressed with the interior design of the stadium, it was simple,decent and yet classy at the same time. Wembley Stadium also accomodate the largest restaurant in London with the seating capacity of 2000 pax in a seating, man thats freaking huge for a restaurant.

security entrance,on match day 4800 personnel will pass through here

the interior of the stadium

I also managed to have a look at one of those VIP box, David Beckham had a box there too, each box costs around £100k - £150k a season without food and wine to unwind, thats just the cost of the box alone.You will have to pay extra for the food and wine. Anyway the view from the VIP box is superb and each room can accomodate around 25 pax , just to give you guys some rough idea in case any 0f you would like to get one for yourself.

view from one of the VIP box

The stadium looks beautiful at night too, finishes the training at 2115, manage to take a few picture of the night scene of the stadium.

Lastly, See Khoon I know you hates it when I mentioned your name in here but I m so excited that I will be working in Emirates Stadium this Sunday for the final match of the season in Arsenal Vs Stoke match.OMG I might bump into the real FATBREGAS although unlikely I will.

ps. I m looking for a new blog skin for my blog, if you come across any blog skin you think will suits me kindly tell me ya. Thanks

Russell Pete , Red , White and Brown

2009-05-20T12:25:00.000-07:00

I always like comedy and in my opinion Russell Pete is one of the best stand up comedian I come across, maybe I like him is because I can really relate to his jokes, He likes to jokes about Indian , Chinese and African race. Well I was lucky to come across his latest show , and as usual is really up to the standard so I would like to share it with all of you and hope you ppl really like it. ENJOY

Enjoys

'Somebody gonna get hurt real bad tonight'

Virtual EVE- the new way to have sex

2009-05-16T07:52:00.000-07:00

Few days ago while I was cooking my dinner, I ACCIDENTLY saw my housemate looking at something like porno, so with curiousity I peek at his laptop monitor and saw something like 3D kind of porn. So I shouted at him "OI Pete what you looking at ?" and he nervously try to hide but come on no one can hide anything from Saw's Long Chen Fu Ngan right. He happily show me and tell me what he is looking at.

It is some sort of ermm interactive 3D sex game you see, so out of curiousity and definately not out of pervercy I checked out the website at Virtual Eve , well here is what they write at the main page
Have you ever watched an adult movie and wished it was more... interactive? What if you could freely reposition the camera to get a better view? What if you could direct the action? Heck, what if you could get in on the action? With Virtual EVE™, you're the director and the star of your very own interactive virtual porn movie!

So basically is targeting those people who are sick of adult porn which I doubt anyone will and those ppl willing to pay $ 19.95 to buy an EVE to sort of be the actress for your own adult movie. So being a good samaritan I decided to download the free demo and see for myself what is this thing all about on behalf of my beloved reader, Hail to Saw as I sacrifice myself for all of you so that none of you shall be sinned of any way from this website as I shall look into it myself and reveal it to all of YOU. MAN who say Saw is a selfish fat bastard ? Anyway you can download the free demo from here DOWNLOAD .

The only position that I can sort of see in the free Demo is DOGGY STLYE, and they sort of BLACKENED the tits and cocks because is a free version, you can get them uncensored by buying the Full Version. Well they even provide you fake sounds when the guy is humping the girl and you are free to rotate the view, is like when you are playing 3D MMORPG games. Here is a screen shot from the free demo.

you can see from here that they CENSORED the private part

So basically this is Virtual Sex Game for those not so lucky guys out there or even girls to fulfil and live your own fantasy the way you can ever imagined for the price of $ 19.95 only. I mean view the website at your own discretion and I have sacrifice myself for all of you so that you dont have to be sinned but if you choose to do sinful things that I shall hold no responsibilities in any way.

The following are screenshots I got from the website and is totally UNCENSORED !!! I try to figure what every positions in the picture are called by googling it but I am no master in Karma Sutra so I might be mistaken and the masters out there do enlighten me if there is any wrong with the description.

69 in action

footjob i think

the almighty Doggy style

lotus or jellyfish

prison break ..ooops I mean prison guard
side to side or spoons ? i got no idea

the classic missionary

deep impacto

the brigde but definately not Stamford Bridge or London Bridge

stand and carry not cash and carry
another side to side or spoons

Asian cowgirl
Deep stick @ deep shit mate

see khoon's favourite , lol why dont u guys guess what is it

I get all those name of the position from HERE . I guess thats all for now, cheerss and happy virtualing

EMIRATES here I come

2009-05-13T10:32:00.000-07:00

Been job searching all over the places, but so far not much luck until TODAY, 13 May , I was finally called for an interview for a JOB !!! OMG ... So far until today dont really have much luck with job searching because either the people looking for permenant type of person or HANDSOME, since I m not UK citizen or HANDSOME so basically with my criteria I cant even pass the first round of application so dont mention get called for an interview..

Last week ,I bump into an advert looking for part-time Event Retail Assistant , so I was thinking what the heck just go ahead and apply and they asked me to go for interview today. Do you know where is the location of my interview ? TAADAA

Yup it was at See Khoon & Gang beloved Emirates Stadium... Well honestly I knew before hand what this company does thats why I applied for it.. This company DNC that I am applying for is the sole provider for Catering and Hospitality Section for Wembley Stadium, Emirates Stadium and Pride Park, well you see Pride Park isnt really a park is the home ground of Derby County FC. So basically what this company does is in charge of food and alcohol for those stadium matches and events.

So I went for interview that scheduled at 1000 but I depart from my place at 0720 for a journey that take me around 1 and half hour because I was very excited you see, working in a stadium while I m here is part of my dream and plan and now I got the chance to work in at least THREE stadiums ,THREE totally awesome and cool and fun and sweet stadium. Reach around 0845, so decided to walk around and see if I can bump into Fabregas and tell him I got a friend name FATbregas too...lol...

I was quite shocked when I reach because I saw like few hundreds or maybe even thousand of people sitting upstairs in the conference room, I mean I know the unemployment rate is freaking high like 2.2 Million but what the fuck with so many people applying for this job even though I was nervous and confident at the same time.. Then I walked forward and ask a guy looking like a security guard, " Excuse me Sir, is this where the DNC job interview took place ? " and he gave me the 'umm, what the fuck' type of look and say " Nop, this is the contestants for the X Factor audition" . Honestly at the moment I was so relieved is like JACK FINALLY GOT HIS FIRST KISS and get tongue tied. X FACTOR is something like Akademi Fantasia, American Idol, Britan Got Talent those kind of reality series. Here is a clip on X FACTOR

Ok back to me, finally manage to get to the interview location after asking at the Security Office. The interview location is at the very cool dining area inside the stadium that normally would cost £300 pax for hospitality during the match, so I had quite a good view of the field but too bad I couldnt take picture of it because we have turn off our phone but nevermind I will have my chance soon. The first batch of candidates roughly around 30 of us which is quite a big group since they have like 5 or 6 interview sessions. Suprisingly among the 30 of us there are no WHITE , white as I mean caucasian,ang moh, yellow monkey or anyway you would like to put it. 60% were Indians, 30% African and 10% Chinese, I guess this type of job not that popular among them I guess.

Is been a while since I been to an interview so I would say my performance during the interview isnt what it should be, I could do better but I didnt, although I think I did quite badly but somehow the interviewer decided that he will give me a chance, so basically I sort of get the job but I do have to go through a few training sessions on the company, Health and Safety , Fire Procedures before my appointment is confirm. So I guess I will be working in stadium during COOL matches soon. That is not too bad for a start even though is only occasional and part time position.

I really hope that I can get to start work soon, I know EPL season is nearly over but we have alot of World Cup qualifying and friendly matches coming up which I hope I will be able to participate in it. See May 13 isnt that bad after all, is only bad because a handful of idiot make it bad.

I think I can be a GREAT politician !

2009-05-09T15:10:00.000-07:00

Ok few days ago crap stuff happened in Perak, I mean really crappy stuff because you see Perak not only offers delicious 'nga choi kai' or pomeloes or 'kai chai peng' or dim sum , Perak also offers alot of hot looking and pretty girls, my trips to Perak are always EYE-opening if you know what I mean..hehehe.. I think most of you would agree with me..

To cut the story short, is really 1BAD MALAYSIA day for not only MALAYSIAN but all the countries in the world who practise Democracy, Democracy is an easy thing to say but in reality is a hard thing to really do it, is like a Pregnant woman claiming herself to be a virgin or course the exception goes to Virgin Mary, the Biological mum of Jesus.

Here is clip recorded by MalaysiaKini that I think every single person who are still breathing MUST see it !!! ( u can forward the video to EVERYONE using this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnaqFIzvCCw )

I will try to go part by part of the video to describe the situation in my own awesomeness words.

Time frame : 0.00 till 0.52
This part alot of noises but nothing really important except the word "Pecat" and hoo-haa by I assume is the BN MPs and later on our beloved Speaker Siva said "Saya adalah speaker yang sah"
MY POV : Dont you think BN MP have such a cool job ? they can simply sack their manager
(Speaker Siva) by saying PECAT and then hoo-haa. Now my friends who are working, why dont you team up with your colleagues and go to your manager and say " You are FIRED !" and then make some noise, what do you think will happen to all of you ? Yes u guess it right, you will be the Manager and the previous manager will be sacked IF and ONLY IF you work as BN MPs

Time frame : 0.53 till 1.43
The only interesting part is the money throwing part and some guy saying "Tan Qian" which is not someone names but means greedy or like money. Hee later said that is only RM1 thats been throw at her and not RM50 as claimed and she even said MP Yew is cheapsake cause if it is RM50 she can give it away.
MY POV : My my you can give RM50 away but you cant give RM1 away ? i wonder who is really cheapsake, no charity or donations is too small my honourable Hee, maybe is because you are feeling guilty and you need to give more donations out just to get few seconds of sleep at night. I mean what is RM50 to you compared to the RM 25 millions you get behind all yours voters back. Now with RM 25 millions you not only can buy a CAMRY and hire a driver, you can also build Transformer version of Camry, what should we call her huh ? KIAMSI ? and then you can hire Jason Statham or Vin Diesel as your driver, if you want to transport your RM 25 millions you can ask Jason if you need someone to drive you and carry you around, Vin Diesel is just a call away. Although you cant hire them for long since you only have RM25 millions but what the heck right ?

Time Frame :1.44 till 2.46
When the FAKE Speaker(Ganeson) trying to talk those ppl around him goes "wooohhhhhhh" and the "Hoo rah, hoo rah , hoo rah " , those moments really sweet and reminds me of my school life.
MY POV : Come on when you are fake you dont act like you are genuine, you think you wanna push up price and sell arh ? Like those pimp on the street offering you sex with a virgin , you will never take it because THEY are fake but some idiots will take it and really thinks that they are having sex with a VIRGIN, how idiotic that can be.

Time Frame : 2.47 till 6.12
This part is the best ,is like watching the movie 300, you can see that an army of SPARTANS are surrounding the KING LEONIDAS (Speaker Siva) in order to protect him from the army of the GAY PERSIAN KING XERXES, even though they failed and lose at the Dewan doesnt mean Sparta will lose to GAY KING in the end, in fact in real history , Sparta manage to defend their homeland thanks to the effort of the 300 SPARTANS.
MY POV : This part and the movie 300 is totally similar because in both cases King Leonidas are betrayed by HANDICAP and GREEDY and SELFISH spartan who turned their back on their cause and everything their believe in at the beginning just for some mere wealth and sexual services. I mean come on, is that all you really worth ? eventhough you are HANDICAP and GREEDY and SELFISH i m sure you are worth more than that but you prove all of us wrong. Never look down on handicap and never ever look down on women. SO REMEMBER never ever ever ever look down on HANDICAP WOMAN, you might not know what they are capable of.

Time Frame : 6.13 till 8.14
Alot of roughing here and there, something like those moments you see in WWE or any wrestling movie but all kinda lousy in their acting,i m sure GOH JIN WEI and JEREMY ANTHONY can act much better in those kind of situation. You also can hear alot of ppl saying "tak ada pas", "mana pas dia" and "tangkap dia"
MY POV : Nothing much to say about this but the acting not realistic and if not enough PASS ask your boss to write in a paper something like this " Saya Lim Kok Seng membenarkan pelajar bernama Teh See Khoon untuk pergi ke tandas pada pukul 1010 hingga 1040" you see so easy and simple even school teacher know how to do it. To those ppl wondering why See Khoon needs to go toilet for so long is because he likes to hide in Women's toilet. If tak ada pas meet those normal prefect nevermindla but if met The Undertaker then you know. What to do the "ching cah" there only normal mia.

Time Frame : 8.15 till the end
You can see those PERSIAN celebrating their small victory at the alley, they still dont know what is really waiting for them. You can see also all those mess and broken flower pots and spoilts microphones too.
Just a pop quiz , Who do you think will pay for all the damages done in the dewan ?
A. Saya (refering to the taxpayer)
B. Limpeh (refering to the taxpayer)
C. Me (refering to the taxpayer)
D. Definately not the taxpayer, version Xaverians when trying to point finger
MY POV : I m SPEECHLESS

Anyway if this is hows politics and politicians works that HELL YEA i m definately a GREAT politician because i m loud and rough enough, anyone doesnt agree can try me !
lol

Here are some other relevant and interesting videos on that event, you can see for yourself how bias the Malaysia main stream media is.

I hope everyone have a nice day after reading all this awesomeness of my entry. ( Ps. The darker speaker is SPEAKER SIVA(King Leonidas) while the 1 self appoint is GANESON, dont get confused)

The Most Beautiful Rainbow I Ever Seen

2009-04-27T18:32:00.000-07:00

Was coming down from bus and plan to get something to eat for my dinner then I look up the sky and saw this most amazing rainbow of all time in my life so far. Is too bad that I dont have any better camera with me as I only used my mobile camera function to snap it but honestly it look so much better in real as it look like its really glowing, its cool

The first picture was taken at 1945 while the last one was taken at 1955, it just show us that in life if you hestitate or think too much the most beautiful thing that might happened in your life might just slip through your grasp.

DO NOT LET YOUR DREAMS SLIP THROUGH YOUR HANDS and most important never ever let anyone important to u go, you will regret it for sure.

Look around you,appreciate the people around you and you shall be appreciated

a message from a friend

2009-04-02T03:36:00.000-07:00

Dear Saw,

I read about your "routine" life in UK. I realised that you have become slightly negative and going against "life". What happen ? Is it because the work over there tires you? Or is it that you have lost your dream? I do wanna hear from you !!

It is at this point of time that you start to appreciate what u have in life and hold on to your dreams. It is this time where life test your patience and how persevere are u in your dreams.. SO what is your dream currently?

Start reading SAW !! i know at this point of time, your motivation is low. I have been thru that before. But think about it, life is not that meaningless.HEY!!! U R IN LONDON OK !!! GET A LIFE !!!

WORK YOUR WAY UP TO THE TOP !! start planning what;s your ambition there. Are u gonna change the job soon ? when is your contract gonna end? What's your next step gonna be.

Life aren't stagnant. It keeps going. AND SO MUST WE ! life here in NUS is as BORING and LIFELESS is i wanna think it that way. 2 students just committed suicide in NTU due to stress and pressure. BUT, there are unlimited opportunity to learn and grow as well.

KEEP learning and keep growing SAW ! i'm looking forward to seeing u at the top. stay positive and climb the ladder of success. ALL THE BEST !

i m deeply touched about this message from a friend of my, so come look whats wrong with Saw ? i was in Manchester having my routine life and I decided to break it and head for London,Oh my how wrong could it be at the moment..Expenses are baldy high and at the moment i just having a part time job that barely cover my expenses.
anyway back to the article , have i lost my dreams ? am i being negative and going against life ? or am i simply exhausted ? honestly i think i simply go back to what Saw used to be in the 1st place, negative,self-centred, selfish,lazy and etc that u can think of...UK doesnt change me thats what I am i guess,just that conditions in UK bring it out again just like Naruto who reveal the nine tails fox when he is being cornered.

Talking about dream, whats my dream again ? maybe is my stupid mistake..I come to uk with 1 dream and 1 dream only thats is to earn enough £££ and go back to Malaysia to prove to that particular girl that Saw can make it in life too, just because my dad doesnt owns chains of shop Saw cant make it in life. Maybe i was dead wrong since the beginning as I realise this girl isnt worth it after all, i guess from there i m lost..Why would i waste my time on such a girl when there are so many nice people and women around me ? Maybe because of attachment,i simply cant let go of the grudge that i hold inisde me, some of u might think i m bullshitting again but it doesnt matter.I know i m telling the truth.

Anyway i think i should do some deepthinking and organise back my life,life isnt a bed of roses but it also definately not a dump of bullshit.

To my this friend I thank you for your concern and I shall and I will be right back on track. TQ you chuan

My lifeless life

2009-03-02T12:18:00.000-08:00

It been months since I came over to the United Kingdom, nothing changed about me I guess, still the same old Saw everybody knows and remember. Haha means still the Saw some ppl loves and some ppl hates. I know I promised to update my blog as frequent as possible but looking back the reason i didnt update my blog not because I m lazy it just that I got nothing to blog about in other words I had a boring life here. Every week is almost routine to me and honestly I m not enjoying bit of it even though I m in UK. Here is how my everyday goes just to let u ppl know how routine my life is....

1000 : Wake up and clean myself, might eat some biscuits or breads as light breakfast
1100 : Head to my working place
1115 : Starts working (i eat my breakfast,lunch,dinner along this time i guess )
2230 : Off from work (sometimes might finish later depending on last orders)
2300 : Reach home and clean up
2330 : Watch some movies and online
0100 : Sleeping time

there it goes my schedule for 6 days a week. Now you can see how routine it is,is almost next to no life

well i got a day off in a week but normally on my off day I would just get extra rest, clean my rooms and do my laundry. Hardly go out on my off day except to buy things are simply walk around Manchester.

So basically is not that I don't want to update my blog is just nothing to blog about...hahaha...
I have to admit Saw dont really like to go through this kind of life thats why Saw going to make a change and YES HE CAN

thats all for now..Saw will see you all when he see you

ps. I love Teh See Khoon

Ayam Kambing Bag !!!

2009-01-16T02:19:00.000-08:00

After been missing so long from the net world finally i m back because i just bought my laptop. I know some of u might already neglected this blog but I wont blame you because is my fault after all. Alot of things had happened since i came to the uk and i will share it with all of you one by one, better still i will try to include pictures in it..

At the moment still working on my laptop like deleting rubbish, installing new progammes and to make my laptop personal again.

Will updates u all soon with pictures !
cheers

Shall I or Shall I not ?

2008-11-26T13:19:00.000-08:00

I m sure you ppl have at least heard of people like Raja Petra Kamarudin or widely known as RPK or perhaps even Namewee famous for his 'Negarakuku' song even if you didnt idolize them. So what do both of them have in common ? they simply are brave enough to speaks out the truth and expose the EPIDEMIC that strikes us from inside out in our beloved country. RPK does it by writing while Namewee does it through songs.

To be honest I havent really been following up with news in Msia since I m here in Manchester especially on the political scene but I m sure nothing much have changed as the going goes "leopard never changes its spot" . DSAI who once I thought could cure this EPIDEMIC only turn out to be a roadside medicine seller who promises EVERYTHING but achieve NOTHING in fact is very dissapointing.

While maybe I m here maybe for only 2 months but I have learned alot on what does 1st class country really means and how things can improve back in our country.Where everyone are treated almost equally, how everyone can get everything they deserve , how corruption can be minimized and how Barack Obama can be the President of America. I know i might be naive to think that Msia can be the elite country in the world but I do have faith with people of Msia, I believe that one day and the day are not far away that we can be the role model of the world.

I know there is no perfect country in this world but what we can do is at least to make it a better country for everyone to live in. I m not writing about special rights of certain race but what I want just a better place for everyone. Is that wrong ? no I dont think so. I might not be as holy or saint as Jesus but I m sure that I m not wrong in wanting a better country.

You don't really make everyone life better by banning the sales of alcohol or perhaps by banning Yoga practice , you just make a laughing stock of yourself by doing that.

What I m trying to say that we all should stand together to build our country into a much better and peaceful place to live in. Shall we try to change the situation in our country ? WE SHOULD AND WE WILL.

I m always interested to be involve with politics directly or indirectly, Shall I or Shall I not get involve with it ? is always a question in my mind. Perhaps you should too. It would be nice to have a few old friends or schoolmates sitting around inside the Parliment.

Good Luck

2008-11-11T15:09:00.000-08:00

I would like to wish all my Students & Friends all the best in their exam...
Hope that all of you will get excellent results and to some of my students I do hope that miracles will happen and God will smile on you and not laugh at you, I m sure you know what I meant *winks*

Life in Manchester

2008-10-28T07:08:00.000-07:00

Sorry for not updating bout myself for so long, live in Manchester is tiring for me so most of the times i m quite tired, and I didnt have any laptop or internet conection yet so you ppl wont be seeing me on9.. Well i m just waiting for my xmas sales before getting my laptop because it would be cheaper then , and my boss is getting internet connection in a week or 2 so i guess u will see me on9 more often next month or perhaps December, till then just dont forget bout me and my blog...

Ok live in Manchester are cool although tiring for me, ppl here are generally very friendly and not rasict as Manchester is a metropolitian.. When i first reached, weather was acceptable and cooling, but now is start to get freaking cold as winter approaching, outside should be around 6C now as i m typing and at night it can go till 1-3C , so is a new experience for me..

Most of the time here I m in the kitchen working, so hardly had any time to explore still so not much thing I can share with your ppl. So i will just blog about my working place for today.

I worked in Sayuri Noodle & Rice Bar in Friendship Inn, 353 Wilslow road..Well I got alot of bosses , in fact I m the only worker there so fucking hell most of thing I have to do...haha..No choice la but nvm pasal boss quite nice to me, both main boss from Penang eh so treating me alright..In fact I dont have any chance to miss Pg food as they always cook good pg food for all of us like Char koay Teow, Char Hor Fun, Bak Kut Teh, Rendang, Wantan Mee n etc and the best thing it doesnt cost me anything...

Friendship Inn is a very huge old time type of pub can seats around 300pax indoor & outdoor, and the decorations are very cosy type and you can see alot of old Manchester City photos hanging by the wall..A very good place to hang out but too bad not a popular choice among students as students prefer funkier n modern pub/club..So I miss alot of chances to see those hot students in mini skirts even though the weather in so FUCKING cold...So I wonder spring time what they going to wear...haha

I hope that everybody is doing ok and do keep me inform if there is anything special or updates in your life.. My uk number is +44791 666 4507 or 0791 666 4507 for ppl in uk...
Do realise 666 in my number ? because i m so devilish...Wah ha ha

Lesson on Life part6

2008-10-21T08:17:00.000-07:00

Why are We so insignificant ?

2008-10-19T11:12:00.000-07:00

HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY? SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING, TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....

BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND, DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU, DO TREASURE YOUR LOVED ONES, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY, ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY.......

ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ...

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

Lesson on Life part5

2008-10-15T08:16:00.000-07:00

Ways to move on from the past

2008-10-12T01:35:00.000-07:00

In the search for love, it's all too easy to get sidetracked by bad dates, broken hearts, and bad love habits. And while bad dates and broken hearts are part of the dating journey toward happily-ever-after, bad love habits can and should be avoided at all costs.
So what's a bad love habit? Any dysfunctional, destructive, difficult belief or habit you have towards love and relationships that's keeping you from finding, attracting, and/or maintaining a healthy relationship. The following are some common bad dating beliefs:

You choose potential partners who are incapable of meeting your emotional needs.

You think love has to be difficult, painful, and/or hard.

You think your potential partner is going to fix whatever you don't like about yourself or your life.

You believe time is running out on your search for love and/or your chance to have children.

If any of the above sound familiar, don't worry. You're not a lost cause. In fact, with a little time and effort, you can turn things around! What follows are five simple and effective tips and techniques geared toward helping you break free of limiting relationship beliefs and bad dating habits. Practiced over time, you can and will kick any bad dating habit -- for good!

1. Identify the dating traps you're stuck in
Think you've got to miraculously solve all your problems before you'll be deserving of love? Convinced there are no good "ones" left? Or do you believe that your perfect partner will one day swoop in and magically save you from your life? If any or all of the above sound familiar, chances are good that you suffer from some common dating traps. In order to become a successful single, you first need to free yourself from these traps. Acknowledging the traps you're stuck in is the first step. Next, you've got to break free of these traps, as well as any other limiting or destructive beliefs that are keeping you stuck. To find out how, keep reading.

2. Assess your excess baggage
Next, it's important to get honest with yourself about what you might be lugging around with you on dates (or in life in general). What are you holding onto that no longer serves you? Rejection, disappointment, betrayal? This is from your past, not your present or future. If you've got negative or destructive beliefs or fears weighing you down, you owe it to yourself to dump that excess baggage!

3. Dump your excess baggage
In order to have a happily ever after future, you have to first believe you deserve finding a mate. Gather those painful memories, that chip on your shoulder, any residual anger from past relationship experiences, and tell them they've got to go. Thank them for the lessons you've learned and tell them that it's now time for you to stand on your own two feet. In your mind's eye, give them the heave-ho! Next, start visualizing the kind of life you want to have, complete with your dream job, perfect partner, ideal home, etc. By getting clear about what you want, you give yourself permission to attract it.

4. Stop putting off your life and/or personal happiness
So many of us put off personal happiness waiting for some external result like "I'll be happy when I lose weight, when I pay off my debts, when I get a better job." The truth is, you deserve to enjoy your fabulously imperfect life right this very minute! When you stop putting off happiness, you start attracting happy people, healthy relationships, exciting and new opportunities. Instead of postponing joy until something external happens, today's the day to start celebrating the joy in your everyday life.

5. Embrace a new dating vocabulary
Now that you're baggage light and dating-trap free, it's time to introduce a new vocabulary to your dating belief system. Every morning and night for 30 days, practice the following exercise: Say to yourself "Love/dating/my ideal relationship is..." and then fill in the blank with the appropriate words (words like healthy, whole, loving, fun, etc.). By creating a new vocabulary for yourself, you may be surprised at how your outlook on dating and relationships changes, and as a result, you'll start attracting happier and healthier potential partners. Love that!
So there you have it -- five simple dating tips and techniques to help you break free of limiting relationship beliefs and bad love habits. May you learn them, love them, live them. In doing so, you just may fall in love with your life all over again, not to mention exponentially increase your chances of future relationship success.
Good luck and happy dating!

Lesson on Life part4

2008-10-08T08:14:00.000-07:00

How men changed after marriage

2008-10-05T11:12:00.000-07:00

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks : I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you

After 6 months : Of course I love you

After 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love you , then why did I marry you ?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home !

After 6 months : I'm BACK

After 6 years : Have you cooked yet ?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks : Baby , somebody wants you on the phone

After 6 months : Here , it's for you

After 6 years : ANSWER THE PHONE, DAM IT !!!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good !

After 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight ?

After 6 years : DUMPLING AGAIN ??

New Dress:

After 6 weeks : Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

After 6 months : You brought a new dress again ?

After 6 years : How much did THAT cost me ?

TV:

After 6 weeks : Baby , what would you like us to watch tonight ?

After 6 months : I like this movie.

After 6 years : I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood , go to bed, I can stay up by myself !

Making Love:

After 6 weeks : Baby, I want you tonight

After 6 months : Lets make another baby, my mum just called !!!

After 6 years : Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here !!!!

Well well well , how true is those situations ? anyone who have married for 6 years mind to share with me your personal experience ?

Lesson on Life part3

2008-10-03T08:12:00.000-07:00

Lesson on Life part2

2008-09-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Just to lighten up your days..

2008-09-28T11:12:00.000-07:00

Life in the UK

2008-09-26T06:37:00.000-07:00

After few days of travelling by plane , tube , bus and cab and plenty of walking, finally i m settle down at my require destination , MANCHESTER..

My journey started from my house who i need to rush to the airport because i fall asleep the night before, lucky to make the flights thanks to WX, is nice waking up to a call from a sweet voice..Is good that I have to rush because it left out alot of moments to get emotional. My friends Soon Ping,Bu and Kim didnt manage to make it to send me off because they overslept, they spend the night before with me thou, Sorry guys for not being able to see u all because the flight really taking off soon.

Reach Bangkok in less than 1 and half hours. Nothing special over there just that one of the officer checked my passport for its genuinelity before my flight to London. It seems that he only checks Asian country passport, discrimination ? perhaps...

Reach Hearthow Airport at 1830 local time, met a quite strict Clerance Officer so he sent me for Medical check up which cost me around 3 hours of my precious time for resting, is a long journey from BKK to London mind you.

After that, take the Tube to a hostel near Buckingham Palace, reach around 2245 was damn tired by then so i just took a bath then just rest in my room.Nothing special happened as i was too tired to roam around.

Morning wake up, eat some breakfast then clean myself up then while on my way to the coach station stop by Sainsbury supermarket, bought 5 blueberry donuts for £0.69 only , is even cheaper here compared to Malaysia. Then went to the coach station and bought a coach ticket to Manchester . Sit for 5 hours from London to Manchester . When I reach Manchester I took a cab to my destination "Friendship Inn Pub" , not only the name sounds awesome the atmosphere are superb , I think this place are simply the best and none of the pub in Msia can beat it. It is classy and cosy at the same time.

Had a tour around the place when I reach then arounf 2130 my boss fetch me back to my accomodation, the room was huge ,is even bigger than my current room in Msia but the place is a lil dirty thou, but my boss telling me that we will be moving to a better place in 2 weeks time. For now i just have to bear with it.

Bought some shampoo and stuff, the shampoo only cost £0.65 , pls try to find one in Malaysia with this price, then bought pillows and DUVET, duvet is a blanket, ppl here dunno what is a blanket. Reach home, bath then rest d ..Was tired from the journey from London to Manchester.

Wake up in the morning, my boss took me for a tour around Manchester before heading to our Friendship Inn Pub.It was a hectic session for lunch, my boss asked me to take an hour break so here am I blogging for all my friends out there. Everything is alright here so dont worry.

Oh yea, the people in UK especially in London and Manchester are very friendly and superbly nice , I heard that in other places they tend to be racist because they are more close minded. Will update you all when I visit those places. Liverpool is actually the poorest place in England with more than 60% of the populations are living on Public Funds of around £65 a week.

Just for your info, Manchester is actually the largest Education Hub in Europe, around my place there are more than 50K students studying and living here. I had alot of eyes cleansing over here but too bad there are alot of entau ba here too so I don't think I will have any chance but you just never know.

Thats all for now, I will try to update as often as possible till I get a laptop so do drop by and support my blog ok...

Cheers to ppl in Malaysia and UK

Lesson on Life Part1

2008-09-25T08:02:00.000-07:00

A gift from WX to Saw

2008-09-23T12:31:00.000-07:00

TQ very much although a lil cacat but I dont mind eh...

Popping the Cherry

2008-09-21T06:56:00.000-07:00

Legend has it that George Washington , America's first president , chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George give the tree a good swing an chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth :-

'I can't tell a lie, Pa ; you know I can't tell a lie.
I did cut it with my axe.'

This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question :-

PM Badawi -
I did not cut the tree , I was just taking a nap undernearth it.

Najib -
I swear that I never MET that tree.

Hishamuddin-
... I only own a keris, not axe, how to cut down the tree ?

Dr.M-
Apa nama cherry tree. I chopped it down because ,I don't like the idea of Pak Lah sleeping under it.

Chua Soi Lek-
Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.

VK Lingam-
It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think it's me.

Anwar Ibrahim-
I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving you my DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.

Khir Toyo-
the new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.

Ahmad Said (T'ganu MB)-
I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Azalina Othman-
The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down. Besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.

Shabery Cheek-
I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.

Samy Vellu-
I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as meeting point.

Wira Ali Rustam-
We have planted Durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years. We do not need cherry trees, apple trees, pear trees, and all those other foreign trees.

Rais Yatim-
You must see the bigger picture,Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustam said that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see , it's a WIN WIN situation all around.

Sharir Samad-
I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.

Karpal Singh-
The bigfoot creature did it.

Bung Mokhtar-
The big monkey did it.

Pandikar Amin Mulia-
There is nothing in standing orders against chopping cherry trees, Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk, sit down.

Khairy Jamaluddin-
I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way ,what is a cherry tree ?

Lim Kit Siang-
In response to Khairy-cherry trees also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.

Nazri Aziz-
racist,rasict,rasict when we cut down durian trees nobody make a fuss.

Ahmad Ismail-
The cherry trees cut my axe ! Apologize to my axe or the consequences will be face by you cherry trees.

Malaysian citizens-
oh for heaven's sake! somebody plant something before we all strave to death.

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Things in PG that i will miss, rindunya

2008-09-19T11:12:00.000-07:00

Tik tok tik tok , time passes by and is getting nearer to that day. In fact it just days before my departure. Of course there are plenty of things i will miss in Pg but somehow I have decided to choose "The Road Not Taken " , a famous poem by Robert Frost and I know most of you still remember it because you are FORCE to learn it in secondary school English Literature. Here is the poem just for your eyes to enjoy.

The Road Not Taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same 10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back 15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. 20

Robert Lee Frost (March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963) was an American poet. He is highly regarded for his realistic depictions of the rural life and his command of American colloquial speech.His work frequently employed themes from the early 1900s rural life in New England, using the setting to examine complex social and philosophical themes. A popular and often-quoted poet, Frost was honored frequently during his lifetime, receiving four Pulitzer Prizes. OMG Robert Lee Frost had the same birthday as me although more than hundred years ahead , lol I wonder will I die the same date as him ? Is yet to be revealed.

Well I think I have chosen the road that less traveled by and will it made all the difference in the end ? I guess you will to wait till the day I mati only you will know. So what are the things in Pg that I will miss when i m gone ?

1. Food

Come on who can deny that we have the best and most varieties of food in Pg. You can find food from the cheapest to the most expensive, from cleanest to the dirtiest , from the most delicious to most disgusting and you can find it all in this tiny island. Among my favourite food that i will miss is ...

a. Burger Special beside Jelutong Post Office , they serve the best burger around

b. Pasembur at Northam Beach Cafe , thick and nice gravy but a lil expensive

c. Sister's Char Koay Teow , because afternoon session eh 'sister' is my god grandma

d. Koay Teow basah near to Snake Temple , Malay version of Char Koay Teow

e. Set Dinner at Mizi Bistro in New World Park, Mr. Ahmad Tarmizi serves the best bargain in town and the best fushion food

f. JL Steamboat at Nagore Road, good atmosphere good food good service, definately more value for money compared to Golden BBQ or Town Steamboat

g. Ikan Bakar near Queensbay roundabout, good seafood with reasonable price

h. Roti Bah Kua at Chai Leng Park's "Wai Sek Kai", really the best in PG

2. Places of hangout

Here are few places that I normally hang out with my friends to TALK COCK, chor tai di, kap lui , watch football and etc..

a. Greenlane McD

b. Sg. Dua McD

c. Jelutong Post Office burger stall

d. New World Park's Starbucks

e. Tunas in Farlim

f. Northam Beach Cafe

g. Queensbay Mall Asics

3. People

Well the list mention are people still in PG those who left d I dont think you still miss me lo. I have great fun and adventure with these people.

a. My partners in Crime, See Khoon , Soon Ping , Bu and occasionaly Kim and KKV

b. My kapsiau fren, WX i will miss you alot ALOT alot ALOT

c. My crushes, haha this 1 I wont mention mia...

d. My students, I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS and GIRLS

e. MY family members and etc

Anwar Ibrahim is MY MAN

2008-09-14T12:41:00.000-07:00

Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim is MY MAN

I came across a VERY VERY interesting article regarding 916 in Malaysia Today written by Shannon Teoh, The Malaysian Insider. Alot of interesting facts inside this article "Not Our Cross To Take Over" which will make Dato Seri Anwat Ibrahim the 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia in much 'ethical' ways if the 916 plan succeeded. If Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim really become the Prime Minister using this method then I m totally behind him and support him all the way because in my previous posting in Rising of Malaysia I said that I would rather PR managed the states they won properly then those BN MPs defects to PR because it is totally unethical and outrageous move for DSAI to be the Prime Minister but I guess defections of BN MPs wasnt part of his plan since the beginning and it was just a rumour spreading around. Well I have to say DSAI is a very brilliant man if thats how he plan his move.

This is the article written by Shannon Teoh, The Malaysian Insider.

Before leaving to Taiwan to catch up with the Barisan Nasional backbenchers on Friday, Parti Keadilan Rakyat information chief Tian Chua replied directly to a question of defections.

"The issue of jumping parties does not exist. Barisan Nasional is collapsing. What we are talking about is opening a window of opportunity for MPs and parties to think outside the mode."

It was regarded as political spiel but a discussion with party strategist Saifuddin Nasution revealed that it contained hints of what PKR might have planned.

"We have never talked about defections, merely support," he claimed.

The veracity of his claims, amidst what must have been hundreds of mentions of Pakatan Rakyat's Sept 16 takeover plans by now, will be hard to prove, but it is an important hint nonetheless.

Saifuddin also let on that it was plausible that BN or Umno MPs need not leave their party and simply told us to "study the Constitution and think outside the box."

Very well then. In Article 43 (2) a of our Constitution, it is stated that "the Yang di-Pertuan Agong shall first appoint as perdana menteri (prime minister) to preside over the Cabinet a member of the House of Representative who in his judgment is likely to command the confidence of the majority of the members of that House."

The three key words here are judgment, confidence and majority. In other words, there is no mention here, or in fact, anywhere in the Constitution or Standing Orders of Dewan Rakyat that talks about party or coalition allegiances.

Numerous BN MPs have been rumoured to be crossing over but all of them have stated something to the effect that "no one is crossing over".

However, it need not be the case that someone is lying.

Everyone could be telling the truth, since going by certain definitions, no one need cross over for Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to become prime minister in the near future.

They simply need to give him their "confidence" in forming a new administration. The key political issue that it would address are the questions of "morality" and "ethics" continuously posed by detractors of the opposition's aim to take over federal government outside of a general election.

Since no defections are actually taking place, PR could spin it into a matter of "conscience" rather than "power-grabbing."

Hypothetically, constitutional experts agree that if an MP can prove he has the backing of the majority, he can be appointed prime minister by the Agong.

"Majority here means the biggest single group. Most of the time it refers to the simple majority, but if there are more than two groups of MPs then the leader of the biggest one shall be appointed as PM," Prof Abdul Aziz Bari, a constitutional academician from the International Islamic University told The Malaysian Insider.

"Our Constitution does not discriminate against the so-called minority government and is at the discretion of the Agong and not subject to judicial review," he added.

Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, a practising constitutional lawyer said that strictly, however, believes that a minority government is not possible unless it can be shown that no other parties can work together.

For example, should both BN and PR disintegrate, an Umno leader could be said to have the largest backing as they have the largest bloc of MPs in Parliament.

"Practically though, the Agong would have to order fresh elections," he said.

But what are the mechanisms possible to achieve a zero-defection change in government?

Imtiaz said that any method that convinces the Agong that someone has the confidence of the majority. The most common would be a vote of confidence or no confidence.

"But say next week, 56 MPs from BN say they are with Anwar, or he produces statutory declarations to that effect, then arguably, Anwar has the confidence of his 81 PR MPs and also the 56. But it is blurred and unprecedented and I don't think it's viable."

He said this was due to the practical considerations on modern politics: "It is practically disavowing your party, and the party whip will begin the process of discipline. The Agong would say, 'This is ridiculous, why don't you just step away from your party?'

Abdul Aziz also agreed that while the Constitution makes no mention of political parties, "confidence refers to MPs' support. So it includes party or parties, i.e. a coalition. In other words, the provision is flexible enough to admit these interpretations."

"While it sounds logical I do not and in fact have never seen such a scenario," he said of MPs favouring a prime minister outside of their own coalition.

"I do not think politicians are the indecisive type. They would not want to waste the opportunity to form or to be in the government," Abdul Aziz concluded.

"It would be fictitious to say I will work with Anwar but still be an Umno MP. Most of all, it would not be a stable government and His Majesty would have to make sure MPs are working in the interest of the constituents," Imtiaz added, noting that in Malaysia, the issue of party allegiance was a major deciding factor among voters.

However, these dissenting MPs could declare themselves independent and simply align themselves with Anwar for the here and now, which will still be defined by some as a non-defection.

But should PR succeed in a no-confidence move, whether within the House or outside of it, via SDs or a letter to the Agong, what would be the most plausible outcome?

The prime minister could then call for a dissolution of Parliament but it would be under the Agong's discretion as per Article 40a (2). His Majesty is not obliged to take the prime minister's advice and could instead, still pick a chief executive other than, in this case, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Up to March 8 it was purely a numbers game but the Raja of Perlis and the Sultan of Terengganu stepped in and interpreted "judgment" as being up to Their Majesties to inquire as to who in fact has the majority confidence," Imtiaz remarked.

Abdul Aziz noted that a no-confidence vote did not mean that Anwar had the majority. It would simply mean Abdullah did not have the backing of BN and he would have to resign or be removed by the Agong.

Ostensibly, Datuk Seri Najib Razak could usurp Abdullah as the new leader of BN. Only if it is found that no leader from BN could step up due to what some perceive as infighting in Umno between Abdullah, Najib or Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, would there be an opening for Anwar.
According to Imtiaz, the Agong could then can give it to Anwar, as the holder of largest non-fractious bloc.

"It would be a minority government and would not be stable as there would be constitutional disputes. More importantly, what if BN solves its disputes? Then its leader would be back in command of 140 MPs and the government would then fall back to them," he said.

It would be most likely that Abdullah and the Agong would dissolve Parliament and allow parties to realign themselves or in fact, split into factions. Abdullah's Umno, Najib's Umno and Razaleigh's Umno could then jostle with Anwar's coalition for majority in a snap elections.

Whatever the case may be, it is clear that Anwar need only find a way to prove that he has the confidence of more MPs than anyone else. It may happen with or without the dissolution of Parliament.

What Saifuddin said on Friday echoed something Anwar himself has often repeated. "We have the numbers", without ever stating what the numbers would actually be doing.

Schooling days Pt.1

2008-09-13T09:07:00.000-07:00

As days getting nearer before my flights to Manchester I have plenty of time to do relections on my life. Thinking back I have plenty of memories especially during my schooling days. Schooling days memories are hard to forget but easy to laugh at.

As all of us grew older day by day, the things that we used to laugh at might no longer be funny, the things that we feel excited about we might find it useless now and the things we used to appreciate we might just toss it aside. Thats the reality of life but of course we always try to keep those memories alive by meeting up with old friends and bringing up all those funny moments so that it will never be forgotten.

Here I would like to share those memories i had since kindergarden till my secondary school as those time are fulled with sweet and painful memories. I had my regret in some of those events while the rest are simply awesome and breathtaking.

Kindergarden

I studied in PBA (Penang Buddhist Association) for 2 years during those days. I was a very quiet and timid boy back then. I shy away from people and hardly make any friends , in fact I don't remember having any friends during my kindergarden years maybe I do but I no longer remember. My studies was alright I would say, most of the time I m Top 10 in my class, yea I was exam orientated since my kindy years. I still remember my 1st year teacher was a very young and gorgeous looking lady , I even had a crush on her back then , yup I know i m perverted and crazy but she was a fine looking lady so I can't help it cause Saw knows how to appreciate beauty since he was young *grins* . Then I also remember that there is this girl, my classmate, she always wore white dress to class and she is the very smart and charisma type. Even at such young age , you can see a group of kids following her around and listening to her , she is just like a "tai ka cheh" in that kindy. Well I had to admit I had secret crush on her but she is untouchable so there goes my first love. Then later in my life in F6 to be exact I met a few of my old kindy friends and they showed me our old picture and I saw that girl again and I suspect she is my classmate because she said that the girl is her, I was like "OMFG" why God play me like that but what happens next ? Well it shall be review in the next posting on my love and relationship. Now just talk about schooling life. Thats all for my kindy years I guess.

Primary School

Lower Primary (Std1 - Std3)
Going over to primary school is definately a hard thing for me because I m such a EARLY bloomer. If you go to my school which is St.Xavier's Branch School during those time especially during the assembly you will see 1 guy standing tall above the rest at least 1 head taller and much bigger compared to those small kiddos around him and yes you guess it right that guy is ME !!! I wasnt hard to find even up till now you can see me even from across the sea. I was in a class by the name Lekir from Std1 till Std3, our classes goes by Lekir,Tuah,Lekiu,Jebat and Kasturi yea those Malay warriors name during the Kesultanan Melaka. I was very smart during those times always get top 5 in my class and even get 1st boy in 2Lekir beating Terence Hing but that was back then cause later in our life , Terence Hing let me "smell no smoke" and I dont think I can smell his fart either. The first person I made friends with when I enter Std1 should be Ong Jia Yit because my mum talked to his mum and from there we become friends but don't be wrong Saw was still a very timid and quiet guy. Then during Std3 we had this PTS thingy where we can skip Std4 and straight to go to Std5 if we excel in the exam but sadly I didnt make it because I m stupid.PERIOD. The only 2 person make it pass the PTS were Aloysius Wong and Kenneth Chee, Aloy took the offer while Chee decided to stays in Std4. I was dissapointed I m not able to make it. ZZZZzzz. Lower primary was a calm and fruitful journey.

Upper Primary (Std4 - Std 6)
During Std4 we were streams into different classes so I m separated with most of my classmates from 1-3 Lekir. So they have this system where the top40 students will go to the first class and the next 40 will be in second class and so it goes. The 1st class was called Kamil followed by Jujur and etc all are meaning of good characteristic. Well Saw definately is in the 1st class from 4 till 6 Kamil all the way. My results was still ok, normally would get around top10 in my class so indirectly i m top10 in my standard (Lansi right ? that time can lansi la now cannot d). I was in Yellow house for my PE and sports activities, because of my size all the years the events I joined and represented my house was Tarik Tali and Shot Putt but don't know why Tarik Tali my house never win 1st place even with I m in it maybe because fat people dont have energy kua since it is not muscle but I manage to get champion for 3 years straight in Shot Putt if I m not mistaken and during Std6 I represented school and manage to get 1st place and broke the record of Zon Kelawai in MSSPP. In MSSPP state level I really "smell no smoke" when a thin guy win the Shot Putt gold medal and I just manage to finish fourth and I still remember that guy name because it is so unique, he was TAN JI from Hutchings. Unique right Tan Ji, if say few times become TA HI , I m just jealous of him and wanna insult him thats all. I also played football and handball. Football I m just a back up keeper for the school because I m not good enough while in Handball I was the CAPTAIN for school team but we got thrashed by other school because that was 1st year of forming Handball Club so we dont even know what are we doing. Oh yea I still remember there is 1 time when we were doing High Jump during PE lesson, the field was wet and Raymond Cornelious took off stylishly and run towards the pole manatau he slipped and his face *BANG* to the mattress. Haha we were laughing our heart out. Oh yea I was forbidded to do High Jump during primary school because I bend the pole when I cant jump through and make it bend when I landed on top of it. I even broke a pole , hehe but it was old and rusty pole ok. I have plenty of cool teachers during primary school. In Std4 my class teacher was Pn.Bala an Indian lady in her late 30s , she always advise me to eat less meat and concume more vege because I m overweight, well is not that I am angry with her it just that she is VERY FAT herself and sometimes when she advise me she was munching away FRIED CHICKENS, I was like please la walk the talk if you want me listen to you. My Std5 class teacher was a cool guy, Mr. Chan Tye Choon is his name, even though he is almost bald like Zizou but he has the charisma and flair . When he uses his hands to do his hair he is so 'yau yeng' even Brad Pitt also loses.
Wee Nee if you are reading tell your Dad he is still handsome and charismatic even till today. He teaches me alot of things during the whole year and never disciminate me for my size. My Std6 teacher was Ms.Teoh , a very strict but compassionate teacher, she appointed me as the Class Monitor but she always ask me go up and down the staircase to do chores for her then she will say "Walk staircase good for you, you can lose some weight" . She gave us alot of homeworks I mean by english-educated standard of course cannot be compared with chinese schools. After all the hard work I manage to score straight A's in my UPSR *hehe*. Even till today when I go back to my primary school to visit it still bring back alot of memories.

Friendship come in Half a Dozen

2008-09-12T00:36:00.000-07:00

Well a friend of my complained that in my blog I write everything except for things thats about me. To be honest my life at the moment quite dull as I m just waiting for that DAY to come before I leave for Manchester. Here I would like to take an opportunity to share with you ppl about the friends that I had in my life. Of course all this years I have met alot of people and if I have my chance I would like to write about every single one of them. This group of friends I been mixing very closely for the past 2 years , we are like "lok kor chi tau mong" even though we do have our own life but most of the time we are together through thicks and thins or should I say through fats and thins. 6 of us are so different and so alike that the same time. I m very glad that I bumped into this few ppl at this junction of my life.

Name : Jim Teoh Chia Ern
Codename : The Flirter
Status : Complicated
Location : Newcastle , Australia
Wiener size : Large
Breast size : A cup

I hardly know this guy till I m in F6 when we were in the same class, before that I just Hi and Bye with him when we met and all I know about him back then was his dad owns Lee Hoe but now i know everything about him *grins* . Like what his code name says he is the Flirter in our group even though he always defence himself by saying " I m just being friendly" but all of us in the group knows you flirt alot Jim but is ok because you dont have any ill intention. He flirts with style mind you. I had some serious controversy with him during F6 just because of a girl , we even " fang min" during that time, looking back at those time I felt I m so silly because no matter how i put it I m the one at fault . I m really sorry about that and I m glad that incident didnt tear us apart instead it brings us closer. We did alot of crazy things together and spending plenty of time together which I enjoy it. We even hop into a bus and went to KL just to attend a workshop on "How to Run a Restaurant" that quit costly and we were the youngest participant over there back then we were just 18 years old and our names and interview even came out in Star newspaper ,BUSINESS SECTION !!! Jim still remembers what you say during that time ? His easy going personality makes him "yang kin yan ngoi , ceh kin ceh coi" even I m jealous at times but thats Jim for you. I would like to thank you for our friendship and all those wonderful times together.

Name : Teh See Khoon
Codename : The Menace
Status : In a relationship
Location : Penang, Malaysia
Wiener size : He claim that it is large but very doubtful
Breast size : B cup

I know See Khoon since we were F1 I think . He is always the person you look for when some michevious things happend. He is very creative mind you, he can come out with alot of crazy ideas just to pull a prank on ppl. Well he get to taste his own medicine when during a camp in Brother's Bungalow he was stripped naked and hang to a pole during a wet and windy night, how does that feel ? Thats how he get his codename The Menace because he likes to get himself into trouble. See Khoon showed me places to get good food and he is literally my partner in crime when comes to food and he really can eat alot, much more compared to me , he always like to shoot me " you ah nice to see nia but hor cannot use mia, eat a little already tarik hand brake". Once mentioned about See Khoon the first thing come into ppl mind is TROUBLE. He is a LEGEND in the league of trouble making. He had torn Muet script, he had argued with teachers, he had stolen life jacket from plane, he had ppl gang banged , he had treat ppl eat disgusting stuff but of all thing his most famous trick is to ............................................................................................. during a sch trip. The details of his most famous act are not proper to be posted in the blog ,thats how extreme it is. Anyhow See Khoon thank you for everything and I really mean EVERYTHING and I hope you shall and will forgive for all those not so nice moments of me when we were together.

Name : Winson Tan Wei Yeong
Codename : The Joker
Status : Single and Available
Location : Tasmania , Australia
Wiener size : XTRA large (handle with care)
Breast size : C cup

Wei Yeong, I think I know you since we were F1 but at that time we are not that close. We only get intimate after I finished my F6 when we spends plenty of time together and I really mean PLENTY . He is the Joker in our group , he practically can make extremely funny jokes on anything at anytime and he is natural with it. Always make of us laugh till we are out of breath. He is the one that introduce us to one of our lepaking spot , Burger stall by the Jelutong post office , they definately serve of the best burger around. He is the guy that accompany me the most, the reason are simple because we are the only 2 person in our group without girlfriend so I guess that make us a lonely couple. Haha. I dont know why he dont have a GF ,I mean he is a marvelous guy and damn great person to be with. I m sure whoever be with him will definately have a time of her life. Oh yea, he has damn good memory on things and events , I mean HELL OF MEMORY , he can remember clearly what you said, what happened, what you wear and even how many rice you have eaten, thats COOL right ? So most of us cant actually lie in front of him because he remember it all. To all the girls out there that want his contact feel free to ask from me, I m more than glad to give and introduce to you such great guy. Yeong thanks for everything and I sincerely hope that you will finish off what you started with style and enjoy your life in Australia, is freaking Australia after all, you have snow,kangaroo,hot asian australian chicks and plenty of booze and weeds over there.

Name : Yeoh Keng Liang
Codename: The Shooter
Status : In a relationship
Location : Penang , Malaysia
Wiener size : Medium large
Breast size : AA cup (only 2 mosquitoes bites can be seen)

He is my classmate for quite alot of years from F1 till F5 . A very quiet and timid person but when he shoot at you is RIGHT ON the spot and kill you instantly. He hardly speaks but when he speaks is like shooting an arrow through you and burn it. He is quite humourous by saying things out of topic and from nowhere. One thing we will always remember him is that he like to ask string of questions such as when asking him out he will ask "Go where ah ?" then "What time going ?" , "Go there do what ah ?" "There got what so special ?" "Who else going ah?" after asking you all those question and you reply him then he will tell you this
" Like that ah , I dont feel like going la" Pek Chek lo...No matter what he is a very good person and a very caring BF. He will help you out when you need him without asking much question, thats strange huh since he is the type like to ask alot of question. He always claimed that he is one always eat "dead cat" no matter what happen but I dont think so cause I m the one who always eat "dead cat" . Oh yea when he play football time you can pek chek till die because he will carry and dribble the ball VERY slowly like slow motion like that. Anyway Bu thanks alot for everything and hope you will be a very famous and honourable lawyer one day.

Name : Lau Soon Ping
Codename : The Playboy/ PPK King
Status : Unknown
Location : Penang , Malaysia
Wiener size : Medium large
Breast size : AA cup (Mosquitoes bites too)

Mr.Lau here is a very famous Playboy I would say he is the different type of Playboy because he really loves the girl that he go after too but the problem is that he simply loves QUITE alot of girls. I have to admit he really treats the person he loves very well and really care for them. Get close with him cause we stays nearby and we were classmate in F6 but I think he is the one that spend the least time with all of us because he is also known as PPK King aka Pang Poi Ki Ong , well we never blame him for PPKing us even though he always came out with lame excuse such as "My dad ask me buy newspaper", "I need to cut grass" , "My uncle wedding" , "My auntie just gave birth" , "My car just broke down", "My mum birthday" and etc, seriously I do think he can write a book on "1001 Excuses for PPK" and I m sure he can come out with the 1001 excuses. Ping we knew it when you give excuse but we dont mind because we know you have alot of girls that you need to attend to so we do understand your situation. Too bad I never be able to learn anything from him in caring and loving girls thats why till today I never had any GF *sigh*. Ping is a family man, to him no matter what family must come first and I really respect you for that. Well thanks for everything Ping even though you never introduce any girl to me but is ok because I would never ever able to take care of them like you do. Oh yea , he is against Pre-Marital SEX , so girls that wanna get lucky with him before marriage is totally out of question.

Name : Saw Liang Wei
Codename : The Fucker
Status : Single , Available and FUCKING desperate ..haha
Location : Penang , Msia soon Manchester, UK
Wiener size : Discreet but suspected small
Breast size : DD cup (DD = Double difficulty)

Thats me just in case you don't know. I have nothing to write about myself so I just post up my picture. Why my codename is The Fucker ? because I fuck at everything.

Ps. All the postings above are simply my opinion so please dont not let it effect your judgement on them when you get to know them but no matter what they are a bunch of cool and great ppl to hang around with and I bet my last dollar on it.

Edison & Me

2008-09-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

NO NO NO !!! When my title says Edison & Me please dont expect raunchy pictures of me with this guy who made himself famous by screwing around and I mean technically SCREWING around. Well I dont think he will be interested with me after SCREWING so many famous Hong Kong stars eventhough I have BIGGER upper CHEST compared to all of them, eh wait how would I know since I NEVER see any of his picture that causes uproar in Hong Kong so please ah I just think my upper chest are bigger than the heroine in his collection of photos . It is after all Edison Chen photo scandal. I would like to say again I NEVER see any of those photos so please DO NOT ask from me any of the photos but I think you can easily obtain it by googling it. Haha.

Ok enough with my craps and outdated news of this Edison Chen. Now the Edison I m going to talk about is a highly respected icon in the world that is Thomas Alva Edison , yes he is the guy who invented the long lasting and practical electric light bulb and he look like this ...

So what about him that I wanna talk about ? Only one thing , WE HAVE ALOT IN COMMON and why would I say that even though there are hardly any familiarity between me and him , simply because of this quote of his when he tried inventing light bulb ...

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" by Thomas A.Edison

He found 10,000 ways that won't work it creating electric light bulb and I, proudly says that I found 10,001 ways that won't work when going after a girl. Sigh , I wouldnt want to admit this but after so many years of trying I NEVER had anyone that I can consider or introduce to my friend as my GIRLFRIEND . Seriously how can I be single after so many years ? simply because I followed Thomas Edison footsteps in finding 10,001 ways that won't work when going after a girl.

Politics and relationship

2008-09-08T11:18:00.000-07:00

How many of you been through a very bad relationship ? I mean VERY BAD ones , so what do you when you end those relationship ? There will be alot of shouting , screaming, complaining , crying and might even lead to a person tearing off his or her partner picture into half and probably throw it away or burn it. Then he or she will BLAME the partner for all the things that happened and ask him or her to be fully resposible for it. Thats for a relationship.

Then later you see those 2 will finally apologise to each other then take new picture together as loving as ever like those episodes never existed if that couple has good friends around them who patch them up instead of ADD OIL ADD FIRE. (This are for those couple who patch back la, those "Sat pat liong lap" no need to say la, maybe put his/her pic in some website and says "She is a whore" or maybe "He has small wiener" or even worst post their intimate moments for all those PERVERTED eyes out there to see. )

So what does Politician do when they are in a bad relationship with another Politician ?
Same thing , they tore the picture of the Politician that they hates even though they been through alot together but in the end when relationship turns sour "a Politician has to do what a Politician needs to do". Then the Politician will BLAME the Politician for all the bad things that happened and ask Him to be fully resposible for it. Will those 2 Politicians apologies to each other and patch up ? That will depends on their CRONIES , if got people ADD OIL ADD FIRE then I guess it will be the end for this scared relationship.

So what happened when 2 Polticians "Sat pat liong lap" the country will suffer of course and the Rakyat definately. Who knows what they might do next once they "sat pat liong lap " ? Maybe we can have another BLOCKBUSTER of "Doctor 'PAPER' in action " for those PERVERTED eyes again.

See who says Relationship and Politics are not related, in the end all the things in this world are related to each other whether you like it or not. Hope you will like my stupid comparision of this current events.

People says a picture is worth a thousand words so I guess 2 picture is worth 2 thousand words.
Do i need to elaborate further ? Nah i dont think so.

For serious updates kindly proceed to No Kacau or Malaysiakini

Just to lighten up your days

Rising of Malaysia..

2008-09-07T00:15:00.000-07:00

16th Sept 08 are just days away. Well DSAI still claimed that PR taking over M'sia on that day is still very much on track as they are persuading more than 40 MPs from BN to jump over to PR. Personally I dont think 916 will be possible simply because it is too rush and honestly PR are still too new and raw in leading a country that as problematic as Malaysia.

BN especially UMNO might be in a mess but they still win the 8th March election with simple majority that gives them the right to rule M'sia. It is not right for those elected BN MPs to simply jump to PR even though I have lost my faith in BN particularly UMNO, because if those BN MPs jump over then what is the different between BN and PR ? both used dirty tricks to gain power if PR chooses that method.

Personally I would prefer PR to manage the states that they have won effectively and trust me in 4 years time you will take over Malaysia leadership and by then BN/UMNO will totally be crushed fair and square. Malaysian had suffered so much but I do believe that WE can still stand another 4 years so that PR can ultimately be the ruling party without a doubt. Then from there new age of Malaysia will appear and hopefully Vision 2020 will come true.

Actually before the existance of PR there are no opposition party strong enough to fight fairly with BN as PAS and DAP have their own agenda but since PR come into picture there are alot of hope for a better managed country. A country will definately poorly manage when a political party held the power for so long so I guess is a time to change, we shall all brace ourselves for changes for better or worst we will let time show us.

The best way of improving this country should be let PR rules from 2012 to 2027 then BN 2027 to 2042 then PR 2042 to 2067 with both main political party govern the country for 3 terms each without a party taking too long control of this country. Honestly it doesnt matter if it is BN or PR if a party is in power for too long corruptions of large scale will definately happens but if we keep on changing the ruling party we can ensure that those politicians will always on their toes in serving the Rakyat and country.

Oh yea Happy Holidays to those MPs that will be in China for "Educational Trips" during 916, hope that all of you enjoy yourself there and do bring back some souvenirs for the Rakyat.

Who is your choice of PM ?

Dato' Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi

Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim

Dato Seri Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang

YAB Lim Guan Eng

Saw Liang Wei

Stephen Chow

Please cast your vote on the polls provided. TQ

16th September , Hari Malaysia

2008-09-06T02:10:00.000-07:00

Well I received this from Sxi Alumni group in Facebook and after reading it I believe this is the right message to send to every Malaysian. It doesnt matter DSAI will take over Malaysia on 16th Sept 08,it doesnt matter if 40 MPs will jump over to PR, it doesnt matter if all BN MPs will be out for "educational trips" to China , it doesnt matter if our current PM is known as "Bapa Mertua Khairy" because it all doesnt matter. What matter the most is the 27 Millions Malaysian we have our family and friends and not just 1 or 2 person. To all Malaysian think about it , dont ever feels hatred just because others ask you to as the saying goes "an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" .Be yourself, love the people around you no matter who they are or what they are because from there the real Malaysia will finally appear.

Dear friends and fellow Malaysians,I need a little favor from you.

I need you to send the message below to all your friends, family and contacts. I would like to make Hari Malaysia a day of Unity.

As many of you know, for many years my organization and team have been highlighting this message each September 16th via full page adverts in The Star and our Hari Malaysia activities and gatherings.

Today, Malaysians are divided as never before. We need to make things better.

Regardless of who we support, we must not tolerate behaviors where a fellow human being like Najib is called Najis and Anwar, BABI (so called acronym for Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim) by immature and irresponsible people. We must be aware that the web is also open to our young. Even a ten year old have access to the blogs! It will only help create a mentality that cannot tolerate differences.

We need to impose better standards. We need to be One in this.

Please use whatever powers you have with you, your email list, your blog, facebooks, church or buddhist groups, mosque committee, hindu sangam, social clubs, etc and help me make things better. Zubedy as an organization is still too tiny to make a big impact. I need your help!

Your power is just a click away, use it. We will be featuring the message in our full page advert in The Star on this 16th but your efforts will carry the message further than I can ever dream of.

Thank you very very much!
Let us add value,
Anas Zubedy

Today 16th September 2008, Hari Malaysia,

Let us agree that …
There are thirteen states, and only one Malaysia
There are many parties, but we are one nation
While we may differ, we are not enemies
We can be critical, but not offensive
We shall seek and embrace truth, and reject deceit
We shall not take sides based on partisan views

Because wrong is wrong and right is right, no matter who does it

Let us all oppose corruption, racism and bigotry
Unite for one future, free from sleaze, discrimination and poverty;
Multiplicity is God’s creation; let us replace race with Unity
Let us see Unity in diversity, and learn to love all, because
When we dislike the other, we dislike part of God’s design,
We are One
We may greet each other in different ways, what we are all trying to say is:
I am pleased to meet you, my brother, my sister Malaysians

For there are
Many lamps, One Light
Many hearts, One Spirit
Many prayers, One God
Many Colors, One Race.
Have a meaningful Hari Malaysia
Let us add value,
Anas Zubedy
http://letusaddvalue.blogspot.com

Hari ini 16 September 2008, Hari Malaysia,
Marilah kita setuju bahawa …
Kita ada 13 negeri, tetapi satu Malaysia
Berbagai parti, satu negara
Walaupun kita berbeza, kita bukan musuh
Kita boleh mengkritik, bukan mencemar
Mari mencari kebenaran, dan menolak penipuan
Jangan sekali-kali berat sebelah pada mana-mana pihak

Kerana yang salah tetap salah dan yang benar tetap benar, tanpa mengira siapa

Mari kita menentang rasuah, perkauman dan prejudis
Bersatu demi masa depan, bebas dari penipuan, diskriminasi dan kemiskinan
Kepelbagaian itu ciptaan Tuhan; ayuh gantikan dengan Perpaduan
Perpaduan yang dalam kepelbagaian, cintakan semua kerana
Apabila kita bencikan yang lain, kita menghina ciptaan Tuhan

Cara kita berucap agak berbeza, namun apa yang ingin diluahkan adalah;
Saya gembira bertemu denganmu, saudaraku seMalaysia

Kerana

Berbagai pelita, hanya Satu Cahaya
Berbagai jiwa, Satu Azam
Berbagai doa, Satu Tuhan
Berbagai Warna, Satu Bangsa

Salam Hari Malaysia

Salam Sejahtera,
Anas Zubedy
http://letusaddvalue.blogspot.com

Well people if you shared the same dream with us why don't you help us spread this message around. Thank you and Selamat Hari Malaysia.

Saw Liang Wei is ...

2008-09-04T11:18:00.000-07:00

Taken this few things from Rachael Lim and Jack T blogs. Thank you both of you for it...

What Saw Liang Wei Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Is Manchester after all..

2008-09-04T03:26:00.000-07:00

Ayuntamiento de Manchester

After a few weeks of uncertainty my 1st destination in UK will be Manchester after all. I do hope for Manchester at first when I was thinking of going to UK and I guess is has decided it will be Manchester to start with. Well i guess is a sweet time to go Manchester now with their all time famous Red Devils @ Man Utd and their upcoming and rising Manchester City FC that just been taken over by multi-billionaire Arab sheiks aka Mr Moneybags aka Sheikh Munsoor bin Zayed al Nahyan and he is just 38 years old this year. Guess football will only get more interesting in Manchester. haha

Casas De Manchester

Manchester Library

A brief info about Manchester are as follow Manchester is a city and metropolitan borough of Greater Manchester, England. Manchester was granted city status in 1853. It has a population of 458,100, and lies at the centre of the wider Greater Manchester Urban Area, which has a population of 2,240,230,the United Kingdom's third largest conurbation. Manchester has the second largest urban zone in the UK and the fourteenth most populated in Europe.Forming part of the English Core Cities Group, often described as the second city of the UK, and the "Capital of the North",Manchester today is a centre of the arts, the media, higher education and commerce. In a poll of British business leaders published in 2006, Manchester was regarded as the best place in the UK to locate a business. A report commissioned by Manchester Partnership, published in 2007, showed Manchester to be the "fastest-growing city" economically. It is the third most visited city in the United Kingdom by foreign visitors.Manchester was the host of the 2002 Commonwealth Games, and among its other sporting connections are its two Premier League football teams, Manchester United and Manchester City.

Trafford Centre Manchester

I m just so excited about the whole thing and hopefully I will have time of my life over there although there are plenty of things in M'sia especially PENANG that i will feel hard to let go but "a man has to do what he has to do".

Manchester

Chinatown Manchester

No matter what it will be a hell of experience for me over there. Oh yea Daniel Ng if you are reading this we are going to explore that place k when I m settled down lol...
And I might just bump into this few guys while I m doing my business and they standing beside me doing their business too. If that happens I m definately going to peek at them Wah Ha Ha..

c.Ronaldo

w.Rooney

Robinho

Hidden stories of Sichuan Earthquake

2008-09-02T08:31:00.000-07:00

Few days ago while Malaysian are celebrating 51st Merdeka there is another part of world that been hit by earthquake. The area affected are southwest China's Sichuan and Yunnan province. That reminds me of May 12 and mind me I m not talking about May 13 which created by humans. May 12 is a the day where earthquake hits Sichuan at 7.9 Ritcher and it is one of the deadliest and strongest earthquake to hit China since 1976 Tangshan earthquake. Official figures (as of July 21, 2008 12:00 CST) state that 69,197 are confirmed dead, including 68,636 in Sichuan province, and 374,176 injured, with 18,222 listed as missing. The earthquake left about 4.8 million people homeless, though the number could be as high as 11 million. Thats how deadly the Great Sichuan Earthquake .
Few weeks ago i came across an email by a close friend of my with comics that shows alot of touching moments during the earthquake. I couldnt help it but to drop a few tears myself while reading it. Is a comic strips drawm by Coco Wang . All the credits of these comic strips shall be given to Coco Wang himself as I m merely doing what I can to relay his stories.

Here it goes

Hello. This is Coco Wang.
As you know the breaking news of 5.12 Earthquake in China, almost all the TV channels in China are broadcasting 24 hours non-stop of every development and stories of all the rescue operations in all damaged locations.
I don't know how much information the BBC or any UK media received from us, I imagine the UK audiences were presented with the major developments of the incident, but you are probably unaware of many important and inside details which are only known to people inside China.
The amount of incredibly moving stories of victims, rescuers, volunteers is simply shocking at the moment. I have been collecting newspapers of all the stories, and telling them in the form of comic strips. I hope these stories could show the UK readers the love, warmth and courage of the Chinese people, also the sad and cruel reality of the horrible 5.12 Earthquake.
I am back home in Beijing now. Thousands of heart-breaking stories are happening 24 hours non-stop everyday, some are so sad that you can hardly bear, some are incredibly moving that you just can't stop crying... I wanted to go to the front to help with all those people, some of my friends have already gone there, but I heard that the traffic needed to be kept totally clear for rescue transportation at the moment, people like me without knowledge of first-aid and experience of rescue operations going there now would cause choas and trouble... but I can't just sit at home and do nothing, I have been crying my eyes out in the past three days, I have never felt more proud of my country and people... their love, courage and kindness rock me to my core! I have decided to tell these touching stories by drawing comics. I am going to send you comic strips almost everyday from now on, I hope you could know something about the earthquake in China, although you don't have to do anything, but I hope you could feel our love and hope.
Thank you all so much.
Coco Wang

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Once again all the comic strips above are art work of Coco Wang so all credit shall be given to Coco Wang himself.

All the comic strips above are taken from http://earthquakestrips.blogspot.com/
and the author is Coco Wang

Welcome

2008-09-01T08:08:00.000-07:00

After Stopped blogging for years i guess I will be back into blogging scene . Just spend half a day to create my this new blog , yea i know is simple task but for a technology idiot like me is a BIG BIG BIG task . I quite like the new look although there are places that can be done much better but i guess it needs more time. Also like to thank FATbregas for helping me alot in creating this CHANGE YOURSELF and also Secret Nicki and Pineyaya for the final touches.
I would like to welcome all of you to this new installments of Saw and I will update this blog as frequently as possible. The main reason I m creating this blog is to update my friends on my whereabout as some of you might know I will be leaving for UK very soon as in Mid Sept so I hope by writing in this blog I can share everything I experienced with all my friends and also to report my condition in case I die there also nobody knows.
Well i would like to say WELCOME again and may all of you have the best of life no matter what you are doing. So keep in touch and stay tune over here. Adios.

p.s. Those who don't have my facebook yet you can click on the link above to add me as your friend.

Maintenance !!!

2008-09-01T06:07:00.000-07:00

This blog currently undergoing maintenace and upgrading, please be a lilttle bit patient and it shall be up and running very soon.
TQ