MAN BOOBS !!! either u love them or you hate them

Ok i know this is kinda sick stuff to talk about but hey I am proud of my man boobs.To those who doesnt know whats a man boobs is you will definately have a clear picture after you finish reading all this.As obesity rate going up each year you wont be suprise to see more and more men with man boobs as man boobs is sort of like excessive lump of fats in a man,thats what make a man boobs.

Lets have a look at man boobs shall we ?

Attractive arent they ? lol i apologize to those who are eating while viewing this. Anyway if this is your fetish you can view it more at MANBOOBS.

Anyway I myself do own a very gorgeous pair of man boobs, definately much nicer than the one I show you.



Now let me share a short story on my man boobs, well to those that are close to me or was my classmates when in high school definately had a good view of my gorgeous man boobs, and I know some of you naughty boys like to oggle over it. HAHAHa.... I am sure most of you guys still miss those moments when is time for PE as those are what we call SHOW TIME !!!

I would say that my man boobs contributes alot to mankind, as for many young men while there are still young boys my man boobs are the closest thing they ever see in real life that come close to BREASTs. To some lucky and curious one who even go as far as molesting me to have a feel of something similar to breast I hope you all will still remember how my man boobs felt in your hand,
the SATISFACTION,
the PLEASURE ,
the WARMTH,
the URGES and
the SOFTNESS
and I forgive all of you for molesting me although it is against my will but is ok as my man boobs said so.

Those nightmare are still fresh in my memory, when is time for PE everyone will close the doors and windows and shout "Saw, saw, SAW ! saw Saw saw SAW ! " as i tried to get change, when I remove my clothes completely their will shouts with excitement, I felt terrible and afraid just like someone performing in freak show but what can I do ? someone have to be sacrifice for all of them, to satisfied their urges and curiousity and somehow I was chosen.

I am sure that my man boobs gave most of you some unforgettable and memorable experience, is like Jack having his first kiss, See Khoon eating his western food, soon ping flirting with the girls, Jim singing to the Hymm

To all the ladies out there especially those who their BFs, partnes used to be my schoolmates and close to me,
please don't be jealous when they close their eyes when feeling you breast while imagining it was my when making love to you.
please don't be offended that your partner know how to feel your breast as he uses my to practise it.
please don't be angry when he called for my name when he had his sweetest dream and
please don't be upset when he said " I have seen a much better one " as I am very sure he was just refering to my man boobs and not some other girls breast

Ladies don't worry,no matter how much your men love my man boobs the person they really love is still you,I m just some form of extra entertainment to them.

Well well i guess thats all for today, to those who felt disgusted reading don't hate me for it as I m just writing the truth, the truth might be painful but is ok cause Saw is here.

I been talking on how gorgeous my man boobs are but never show them to you that never seen it before, how can I right ? you all know Saw wont be so cruel... Here is a preview of the gorgeousness of my MAN BOOBS

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posted by sir Simply saw {sSs} @ 9:36 AM 6 Comments

Prostitution and the story behind it

As a avid reader of Malaysia Today, I do try to read the articles every other day then today I come across this article with the title "Malaysia and The PPP Disease", is a quite long article about politics, do read it if you are interested with politics which most of you still don't but maybe you will later in life but definately not now. The PPP stands for the overdose of POLITICS, PROSTITUTES and PERAK, well in my this entry you people should just ignore the POLITICS and PERAK well at least just for this article. Now all of us should concentrate on the PROSTITUTES.

Well sex trade is sort of illegal in Malaysia, at least thats how our government perceive it but according to Tenaganita a non-governmental organisation the industry is reaping RM 3 billion in 2008 alone. This is the article that comes with it.

Malaysia sex trade reaping RM3 billion in 2008

Sex trade is illegal in Malaysia but that didn’t stop it from reaping whooping RM3 billion profits last year according to Tenaganita a non-governmental organisation.

Tenaganita estimated that the number of prostitutes in the country at least 150,000 with more than 10,000 operating in the Klang Valley alone.

A prostitute monthly earning easily surpassing that of a minister, university professor or high ranking government officers.

Charging an average of RM150 an hour, eight client per day, working seven-day a week, a prostitute ends up making RM36,000 a month said Aegile Fernandez, Tenaganita anti-human trafficking coordinator.

“Serving an average of eight clients a day, she ends up making RM1,200 daily and possibly RM36,000 a month,” she said.

According to Aegile, syndicates that run brothels usually have up to 100 girls under them.

http://www.bintulu.org/news/2009/05/25/malaysia-sex-trade-reaping-rm3-billion-2008.php

The first thing that came to my mind the first thing I saw the figure is that we do have plenty of FARKERS in Malaysia eventhough most of them don't admit it but we are sure from this figure that those FARKERS are out there so becareful all of you girls and guys. I mean RM 3 billion is a HUGE figure especially for a country that SEX is consider a TABOO in our daily conversation.
I mean how many of you guys out there brag to your Dad when you bang a freaking hot chick you just met in a club last night ?
how many of you guys admits that you watched porn when your parents ask ?
how do you find out about masturbation and wet dreams ? definately not through your parents I suppose.

Then there are the girls, who do you ask how to prevent pregnancy ?
who do you first talk to when your period decided to skip its monthly routine because you had some unprotective sex few months ago?
who do you consult when you lose your virginity ?

OK now back to the point, IMHO(in my honest opinion) prostitutions is not a really a bad thing, well is not that I agree with it but somehow is simply part of the society ,it does more good than harm to the society. Prostitutions is like the oldest freaking trade in the world, it begins since God knows when. Come on do the maths
RM 3 billion /150 per session = 20 millions session of sex happens during last year alone.Now imagine there are no prostitution in the world and just 1% of the 20 millions lead to rape then we will have like 200000 new cases of raping every year. I know prostitution had its bad side like human traficking,drug abuse, HIV and social ills but if prostitution are managed properly like some other industry with ISO certification or health care I m sure is not that bad after all. Now let us look at the good side of Prostitution

1. It somehow reduces rape (I know there are still alot of sick bastard out there who rapes babies)
2. It reduces unplanned pregnancy ( Guys will stop pestering their girls for sex all the time )
3. It gives those loser out there a little bit of hope knowing women and understanding sex
( HELLO not every guy get to bang the opposite sex, although you can if you just aim for the hole but chemistry wise is not possible,i believe sex is not just about the guys getting their urges fulfilled but also satisfying the ladies out there)
4. It contributes to the economy ( If we do it properly,prostitutes will have to be tax and that will give use money for econoic growth although most part of it will lead to the pocket of some politicians which they use on prostitutions)
5. It gives those women/men some hope in their life,I know ethically it might be wrong but your family near starved to death I don't think you would care about what is ethically correct or not
( not everyone can afford going to Uni or leaving the poverty life but by choosing prostitution they MIGHT just be able to do it although is not advisable but Hey is a way better than a dead end)
6. Others, things that you can think about but I can't, feel free to contribute by posting in the comment section

If you still think prostitution is all and nothing good come out from it then think again after watching this clip.



It might even help you find your true love, it might be rare but it still happens my friends.



ps. to all those people who start judging me for writing this entry I would say to the hell with you, nobody judges me except myself and never ever judge anyone even she/he might be a prostitute, who are you to judge them ?

Labels: Sexual

posted by sir Simply saw {sSs} @ 2:15 PM 2 Comments

Virtual EVE- the new way to have sex

Few days ago while I was cooking my dinner, I ACCIDENTLY saw my housemate looking at something like porno, so with curiousity I peek at his laptop monitor and saw something like 3D kind of porn. So I shouted at him "OI Pete what you looking at ?" and he nervously try to hide but come on no one can hide anything from Saw's Long Chen Fu Ngan right. He happily show me and tell me what he is looking at.

It is some sort of ermm interactive 3D sex game you see, so out of curiousity and definately not out of pervercy I checked out the website at Virtual Eve , well here is what they write at the main page
Have you ever watched an adult movie and wished it was more... interactive? What if you could freely reposition the camera to get a better view? What if you could direct the action? Heck, what if you could get in on the action? With Virtual EVE™, you're the director and the star of your very own interactive virtual porn movie!

So basically is targeting those people who are sick of adult porn which I doubt anyone will and those ppl willing to pay $ 19.95 to buy an EVE to sort of be the actress for your own adult movie. So being a good samaritan I decided to download the free demo and see for myself what is this thing all about on behalf of my beloved reader, Hail to Saw as I sacrifice myself for all of you so that none of you shall be sinned of any way from this website as I shall look into it myself and reveal it to all of YOU. MAN who say Saw is a selfish fat bastard ? Anyway you can download the free demo from here DOWNLOAD .

The only position that I can sort of see in the free Demo is DOGGY STLYE, and they sort of BLACKENED the tits and cocks because is a free version, you can get them uncensored by buying the Full Version. Well they even provide you fake sounds when the guy is humping the girl and you are free to rotate the view, is like when you are playing 3D MMORPG games. Here is a screen shot from the free demo.

Labels: Sexual

posted by sir Simply saw {sSs} @ 7:52 AM 3 Comments