Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Lesson on Life part2








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Sunday, September 28, 2008

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Life in the UK

After few days of travelling by plane , tube , bus and cab and plenty of walking, finally i m settle down at my require destination , MANCHESTER..

My journey started from my house who i need to rush to the airport because i fall asleep the night before, lucky to make the flights thanks to WX, is nice waking up to a call from a sweet voice..Is good that I have to rush because it left out alot of moments to get emotional. My friends Soon Ping,Bu and Kim didnt manage to make it to send me off because they overslept, they spend the night before with me thou, Sorry guys for not being able to see u all because the flight really taking off soon.

Reach Bangkok in less than 1 and half hours. Nothing special over there just that one of the officer checked my passport for its genuinelity before my flight to London. It seems that he only checks Asian country passport, discrimination ? perhaps...

Reach Hearthow Airport at 1830 local time, met a quite strict Clerance Officer so he sent me for Medical check up which cost me around 3 hours of my precious time for resting, is a long journey from BKK to London mind you.

After that, take the Tube to a hostel near Buckingham Palace, reach around 2245 was damn tired by then so i just took a bath then just rest in my room.Nothing special happened as i was too tired to roam around.

Morning wake up, eat some breakfast then clean myself up then while on my way to the coach station stop by Sainsbury supermarket, bought 5 blueberry donuts for £0.69 only , is even cheaper here compared to Malaysia. Then went to the coach station and bought a coach ticket to Manchester . Sit for 5 hours from London to Manchester . When I reach Manchester I took a cab to my destination "Friendship Inn Pub" , not only the name sounds awesome the atmosphere are superb , I think this place are simply the best and none of the pub in Msia can beat it. It is classy and cosy at the same time.

Had a tour around the place when I reach then arounf 2130 my boss fetch me back to my accomodation, the room was huge ,is even bigger than my current room in Msia but the place is a lil dirty thou, but my boss telling me that we will be moving to a better place in 2 weeks time. For now i just have to bear with it.

Bought some shampoo and stuff, the shampoo only cost £0.65 , pls try to find one in Malaysia with this price, then bought pillows and DUVET, duvet is a blanket, ppl here dunno what is a blanket. Reach home, bath then rest d ..Was tired from the journey from London to Manchester.

Wake up in the morning, my boss took me for a tour around Manchester before heading to our Friendship Inn Pub.It was a hectic session for lunch, my boss asked me to take an hour break so here am I blogging for all my friends out there. Everything is alright here so dont worry.

Oh yea, the people in UK especially in London and Manchester are very friendly and superbly nice , I heard that in other places they tend to be racist because they are more close minded. Will update you all when I visit those places. Liverpool is actually the poorest place in England with more than 60% of the populations are living on Public Funds of around £65 a week.

Just for your info, Manchester is actually the largest Education Hub in Europe, around my place there are more than 50K students studying and living here. I had alot of eyes cleansing over here but too bad there are alot of entau ba here too so I don't think I will have any chance but you just never know.

Thats all for now, I will try to update as often as possible till I get a laptop so do drop by and support my blog ok...

Cheers to ppl in Malaysia and UK

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Lesson on Life Part1








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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

A gift from WX to Saw


TQ very much although a lil cacat but I dont mind eh...


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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Popping the Cherry

Legend has it that George Washington , America's first president , chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George give the tree a good swing an chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth :-

'I can't tell a lie, Pa ; you know I can't tell a lie.
I did cut it with my axe.'


This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question :-

PM Badawi -
I did not cut the tree , I was just taking a nap undernearth it.

Najib -
I swear that I never MET that tree.

Hishamuddin-
... I only own a keris, not axe, how to cut down the tree ?

Dr.M-
Apa nama cherry tree. I chopped it down because ,I don't like the idea of Pak Lah sleeping under it.

Chua Soi Lek-
Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.

VK Lingam-
It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think it's me.

Anwar Ibrahim-
I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving you my DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.

Khir Toyo-
the new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.

Ahmad Said (T'ganu MB)-
I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Azalina Othman-
The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down. Besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.

Shabery Cheek-
I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.

Samy Vellu-
I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as meeting point.

Wira Ali Rustam-
We have planted Durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years. We do not need cherry trees, apple trees, pear trees, and all those other foreign trees.

Rais Yatim-
You must see the bigger picture,Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustam said that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see , it's a WIN WIN situation all around.

Sharir Samad-
I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.

Karpal Singh-
The bigfoot creature did it.

Bung Mokhtar-
The big monkey did it.

Pandikar Amin Mulia-
There is nothing in standing orders against chopping cherry trees, Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk, sit down.

Khairy Jamaluddin-
I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way ,what is a cherry tree ?

Lim Kit Siang-
In response to Khairy-cherry trees also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.

Nazri Aziz-
racist,rasict,rasict when we cut down durian trees nobody make a fuss.

Ahmad Ismail-
The cherry trees cut my axe ! Apologize to my axe or the consequences will be face by you cherry trees.

Malaysian citizens-
oh for heaven's sake! somebody plant something before we all strave to death.

Simply Saw-
Are you insane ? me chopping cherry trees ? I only POP THE CHERRY !!!

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Things in PG that i will miss, rindunya

Tik tok tik tok , time passes by and is getting nearer to that day. In fact it just days before my departure. Of course there are plenty of things i will miss in Pg but somehow I have decided to choose "The Road Not Taken " , a famous poem by Robert Frost and I know most of you still remember it because you are FORCE to learn it in secondary school English Literature. Here is the poem just for your eyes to enjoy.


The Road Not Taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same 10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back 15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. 20

Robert Lee Frost (March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963) was an American poet. He is highly regarded for his realistic depictions of the rural life and his command of American colloquial speech.His work frequently employed themes from the early 1900s rural life in New England, using the setting to examine complex social and philosophical themes. A popular and often-quoted poet, Frost was honored frequently during his lifetime, receiving four Pulitzer Prizes. OMG Robert Lee Frost had the same birthday as me although more than hundred years ahead , lol I wonder will I die the same date as him ? Is yet to be revealed.

Well I think I have chosen the road that less traveled by and will it made all the difference in the end ? I guess you will to wait till the day I mati only you will know. So what are the things in Pg that I will miss when i m gone ?


1. Food
Come on who can deny that we have the best and most varieties of food in Pg. You can find food from the cheapest to the most expensive, from cleanest to the dirtiest , from the most delicious to most disgusting and you can find it all in this tiny island. Among my favourite food that i will miss is ...

a. Burger Special beside Jelutong Post Office , they serve the best burger around
b. Pasembur at Northam Beach Cafe , thick and nice gravy but a lil expensive
c. Sister's Char Koay Teow , because afternoon session eh 'sister' is my god grandma
d. Koay Teow basah near to Snake Temple , Malay version of Char Koay Teow
e. Set Dinner at Mizi Bistro in New World Park, Mr. Ahmad Tarmizi serves the best bargain in town and the best fushion food
f. JL Steamboat at Nagore Road, good atmosphere good food good service, definately more value for money compared to Golden BBQ or Town Steamboat
g. Ikan Bakar near Queensbay roundabout, good seafood with reasonable price
h. Roti Bah Kua at Chai Leng Park's "Wai Sek Kai", really the best in PG

2. Places of hangout
Here are few places that I normally hang out with my friends to TALK COCK, chor tai di, kap lui , watch football and etc..
a. Greenlane McD
b. Sg. Dua McD
c. Jelutong Post Office burger stall
d. New World Park's Starbucks
e. Tunas in Farlim
f. Northam Beach Cafe
g. Queensbay Mall Asics


3. People
Well the list mention are people still in PG those who left d I dont think you still miss me lo. I have great fun and adventure with these people.
a. My partners in Crime, See Khoon , Soon Ping , Bu and occasionaly Kim and KKV
b. My kapsiau fren, WX i will miss you alot ALOT alot ALOT
c. My crushes, haha this 1 I wont mention mia...
d. My students, I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS and GIRLS
e. MY family members and etc

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Anwar Ibrahim is MY MAN

Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim is MY MAN

I came across a VERY VERY interesting article regarding 916 in Malaysia Today written by Shannon Teoh, The Malaysian Insider. Alot of interesting facts inside this article "Not Our Cross To Take Over" which will make Dato Seri Anwat Ibrahim the 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia in much 'ethical' ways if the 916 plan succeeded. If Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim really become the Prime Minister using this method then I m totally behind him and support him all the way because in my previous posting in Rising of Malaysia I said that I would rather PR managed the states they won properly then those BN MPs defects to PR because it is totally unethical and outrageous move for DSAI to be the Prime Minister but I guess defections of BN MPs wasnt part of his plan since the beginning and it was just a rumour spreading around. Well I have to say DSAI is a very brilliant man if thats how he plan his move.


This is the article written by Shannon Teoh, The Malaysian Insider.

Before leaving to Taiwan to catch up with the Barisan Nasional backbenchers on Friday, Parti Keadilan Rakyat information chief Tian Chua replied directly to a question of defections.

"The issue of jumping parties does not exist. Barisan Nasional is collapsing. What we are talking about is opening a window of opportunity for MPs and parties to think outside the mode."

It was regarded as political spiel but a discussion with party strategist Saifuddin Nasution revealed that it contained hints of what PKR might have planned.

"We have never talked about defections, merely support," he claimed.

The veracity of his claims, amidst what must have been hundreds of mentions of Pakatan Rakyat's Sept 16 takeover plans by now, will be hard to prove, but it is an important hint nonetheless.

Saifuddin also let on that it was plausible that BN or Umno MPs need not leave their party and simply told us to "study the Constitution and think outside the box."

Very well then. In Article 43 (2) a of our Constitution, it is stated that "the Yang di-Pertuan Agong shall first appoint as perdana menteri (prime minister) to preside over the Cabinet a member of the House of Representative who in his judgment is likely to command the confidence of the majority of the members of that House."

The three key words here are judgment, confidence and majority. In other words, there is no mention here, or in fact, anywhere in the Constitution or Standing Orders of Dewan Rakyat that talks about party or coalition allegiances.

Numerous BN MPs have been rumoured to be crossing over but all of them have stated something to the effect that "no one is crossing over".

However, it need not be the case that someone is lying.

Everyone could be telling the truth, since going by certain definitions, no one need cross over for Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to become prime minister in the near future.

They simply need to give him their "confidence" in forming a new administration. The key political issue that it would address are the questions of "morality" and "ethics" continuously posed by detractors of the opposition's aim to take over federal government outside of a general election.

Since no defections are actually taking place, PR could spin it into a matter of "conscience" rather than "power-grabbing."

Hypothetically, constitutional experts agree that if an MP can prove he has the backing of the majority, he can be appointed prime minister by the Agong.

"Majority here means the biggest single group. Most of the time it refers to the simple majority, but if there are more than two groups of MPs then the leader of the biggest one shall be appointed as PM," Prof Abdul Aziz Bari, a constitutional academician from the International Islamic University told The Malaysian Insider.

"Our Constitution does not discriminate against the so-called minority government and is at the discretion of the Agong and not subject to judicial review," he added.

Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, a practising constitutional lawyer said that strictly, however, believes that a minority government is not possible unless it can be shown that no other parties can work together.

For example, should both BN and PR disintegrate, an Umno leader could be said to have the largest backing as they have the largest bloc of MPs in Parliament.

"Practically though, the Agong would have to order fresh elections," he said.

But what are the mechanisms possible to achieve a zero-defection change in government?

Imtiaz said that any method that convinces the Agong that someone has the confidence of the majority. The most common would be a vote of confidence or no confidence.

"But say next week, 56 MPs from BN say they are with Anwar, or he produces statutory declarations to that effect, then arguably, Anwar has the confidence of his 81 PR MPs and also the 56. But it is blurred and unprecedented and I don't think it's viable."

He said this was due to the practical considerations on modern politics: "It is practically disavowing your party, and the party whip will begin the process of discipline. The Agong would say, 'This is ridiculous, why don't you just step away from your party?'

Abdul Aziz also agreed that while the Constitution makes no mention of political parties, "confidence refers to MPs' support. So it includes party or parties, i.e. a coalition. In other words, the provision is flexible enough to admit these interpretations."

"While it sounds logical I do not and in fact have never seen such a scenario," he said of MPs favouring a prime minister outside of their own coalition.

"I do not think politicians are the indecisive type. They would not want to waste the opportunity to form or to be in the government," Abdul Aziz concluded.

"It would be fictitious to say I will work with Anwar but still be an Umno MP. Most of all, it would not be a stable government and His Majesty would have to make sure MPs are working in the interest of the constituents," Imtiaz added, noting that in Malaysia, the issue of party allegiance was a major deciding factor among voters.

However, these dissenting MPs could declare themselves independent and simply align themselves with Anwar for the here and now, which will still be defined by some as a non-defection.

But should PR succeed in a no-confidence move, whether within the House or outside of it, via SDs or a letter to the Agong, what would be the most plausible outcome?

The prime minister could then call for a dissolution of Parliament but it would be under the Agong's discretion as per Article 40a (2). His Majesty is not obliged to take the prime minister's advice and could instead, still pick a chief executive other than, in this case, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Up to March 8 it was purely a numbers game but the Raja of Perlis and the Sultan of Terengganu stepped in and interpreted "judgment" as being up to Their Majesties to inquire as to who in fact has the majority confidence," Imtiaz remarked.

Abdul Aziz noted that a no-confidence vote did not mean that Anwar had the majority. It would simply mean Abdullah did not have the backing of BN and he would have to resign or be removed by the Agong.

Ostensibly, Datuk Seri Najib Razak could usurp Abdullah as the new leader of BN. Only if it is found that no leader from BN could step up due to what some perceive as infighting in Umno between Abdullah, Najib or Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, would there be an opening for Anwar.
According to Imtiaz, the Agong could then can give it to Anwar, as the holder of largest non-fractious bloc.

"It would be a minority government and would not be stable as there would be constitutional disputes. More importantly, what if BN solves its disputes? Then its leader would be back in command of 140 MPs and the government would then fall back to them," he said.

It would be most likely that Abdullah and the Agong would dissolve Parliament and allow parties to realign themselves or in fact, split into factions. Abdullah's Umno, Najib's Umno and Razaleigh's Umno could then jostle with Anwar's coalition for majority in a snap elections.

Whatever the case may be, it is clear that Anwar need only find a way to prove that he has the confidence of more MPs than anyone else. It may happen with or without the dissolution of Parliament.

What Saifuddin said on Friday echoed something Anwar himself has often repeated. "We have the numbers", without ever stating what the numbers would actually be doing.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Schooling days Pt.1

As days getting nearer before my flights to Manchester I have plenty of time to do relections on my life. Thinking back I have plenty of memories especially during my schooling days. Schooling days memories are hard to forget but easy to laugh at.

As all of us grew older day by day, the things that we used to laugh at might no longer be funny, the things that we feel excited about we might find it useless now and the things we used to appreciate we might just toss it aside. Thats the reality of life but of course we always try to keep those memories alive by meeting up with old friends and bringing up all those funny moments so that it will never be forgotten.

Here I would like to share those memories i had since kindergarden till my secondary school as those time are fulled with sweet and painful memories. I had my regret in some of those events while the rest are simply awesome and breathtaking.

Kindergarden

I studied in PBA (Penang Buddhist Association) for 2 years during those days. I was a very quiet and timid boy back then. I shy away from people and hardly make any friends , in fact I don't remember having any friends during my kindergarden years maybe I do but I no longer remember. My studies was alright I would say, most of the time I m Top 10 in my class, yea I was exam orientated since my kindy years. I still remember my 1st year teacher was a very young and gorgeous looking lady , I even had a crush on her back then , yup I know i m perverted and crazy but she was a fine looking lady so I can't help it cause Saw knows how to appreciate beauty since he was young *grins* . Then I also remember that there is this girl, my classmate, she always wore white dress to class and she is the very smart and charisma type. Even at such young age , you can see a group of kids following her around and listening to her , she is just like a "tai ka cheh" in that kindy. Well I had to admit I had secret crush on her but she is untouchable so there goes my first love. Then later in my life in F6 to be exact I met a few of my old kindy friends and they showed me our old picture and I saw that girl again and I suspect she is my classmate because she said that the girl is her, I was like "OMFG" why God play me like that but what happens next ? Well it shall be review in the next posting on my love and relationship. Now just talk about schooling life. Thats all for my kindy years I guess.

Primary School

Lower Primary (Std1 - Std3)
Going over to primary school is definately a hard thing for me because I m such a EARLY bloomer. If you go to my school which is St.Xavier's Branch School during those time especially during the assembly you will see 1 guy standing tall above the rest at least 1 head taller and much bigger compared to those small kiddos around him and yes you guess it right that guy is ME !!! I wasnt hard to find even up till now you can see me even from across the sea. I was in a class by the name Lekir from Std1 till Std3, our classes goes by Lekir,Tuah,Lekiu,Jebat and Kasturi yea those Malay warriors name during the Kesultanan Melaka. I was very smart during those times always get top 5 in my class and even get 1st boy in 2Lekir beating Terence Hing but that was back then cause later in our life , Terence Hing let me "smell no smoke" and I dont think I can smell his fart either. The first person I made friends with when I enter Std1 should be Ong Jia Yit because my mum talked to his mum and from there we become friends but don't be wrong Saw was still a very timid and quiet guy. Then during Std3 we had this PTS thingy where we can skip Std4 and straight to go to Std5 if we excel in the exam but sadly I didnt make it because I m stupid.PERIOD. The only 2 person make it pass the PTS were Aloysius Wong and Kenneth Chee, Aloy took the offer while Chee decided to stays in Std4. I was dissapointed I m not able to make it. ZZZZzzz. Lower primary was a calm and fruitful journey.

Upper Primary (Std4 - Std 6)
During Std4 we were streams into different classes so I m separated with most of my classmates from 1-3 Lekir. So they have this system where the top40 students will go to the first class and the next 40 will be in second class and so it goes. The 1st class was called Kamil followed by Jujur and etc all are meaning of good characteristic. Well Saw definately is in the 1st class from 4 till 6 Kamil all the way. My results was still ok, normally would get around top10 in my class so indirectly i m top10 in my standard (Lansi right ? that time can lansi la now cannot d). I was in Yellow house for my PE and sports activities, because of my size all the years the events I joined and represented my house was Tarik Tali and Shot Putt but don't know why Tarik Tali my house never win 1st place even with I m in it maybe because fat people dont have energy kua since it is not muscle but I manage to get champion for 3 years straight in Shot Putt if I m not mistaken and during Std6 I represented school and manage to get 1st place and broke the record of Zon Kelawai in MSSPP. In MSSPP state level I really "smell no smoke" when a thin guy win the Shot Putt gold medal and I just manage to finish fourth and I still remember that guy name because it is so unique, he was TAN JI from Hutchings. Unique right Tan Ji, if say few times become TA HI , I m just jealous of him and wanna insult him thats all. I also played football and handball. Football I m just a back up keeper for the school because I m not good enough while in Handball I was the CAPTAIN for school team but we got thrashed by other school because that was 1st year of forming Handball Club so we dont even know what are we doing. Oh yea I still remember there is 1 time when we were doing High Jump during PE lesson, the field was wet and Raymond Cornelious took off stylishly and run towards the pole manatau he slipped and his face *BANG* to the mattress. Haha we were laughing our heart out. Oh yea I was forbidded to do High Jump during primary school because I bend the pole when I cant jump through and make it bend when I landed on top of it. I even broke a pole , hehe but it was old and rusty pole ok. I have plenty of cool teachers during primary school. In Std4 my class teacher was Pn.Bala an Indian lady in her late 30s , she always advise me to eat less meat and concume more vege because I m overweight, well is not that I am angry with her it just that she is VERY FAT herself and sometimes when she advise me she was munching away FRIED CHICKENS, I was like please la walk the talk if you want me listen to you. My Std5 class teacher was a cool guy, Mr. Chan Tye Choon is his name, even though he is almost bald like Zizou but he has the charisma and flair . When he uses his hands to do his hair he is so 'yau yeng' even Brad Pitt also loses.
Wee Nee if you are reading tell your Dad he is still handsome and charismatic even till today. He teaches me alot of things during the whole year and never disciminate me for my size. My Std6 teacher was Ms.Teoh , a very strict but compassionate teacher, she appointed me as the Class Monitor but she always ask me go up and down the staircase to do chores for her then she will say "Walk staircase good for you, you can lose some weight" . She gave us alot of homeworks I mean by english-educated standard of course cannot be compared with chinese schools. After all the hard work I manage to score straight A's in my UPSR *hehe*. Even till today when I go back to my primary school to visit it still bring back alot of memories.

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Friendship come in Half a Dozen

Well a friend of my complained that in my blog I write everything except for things thats about me. To be honest my life at the moment quite dull as I m just waiting for that DAY to come before I leave for Manchester. Here I would like to take an opportunity to share with you ppl about the friends that I had in my life. Of course all this years I have met alot of people and if I have my chance I would like to write about every single one of them. This group of friends I been mixing very closely for the past 2 years , we are like "lok kor chi tau mong" even though we do have our own life but most of the time we are together through thicks and thins or should I say through fats and thins. 6 of us are so different and so alike that the same time. I m very glad that I bumped into this few ppl at this junction of my life.




Name : Jim Teoh Chia Ern
Codename : The Flirter
Status : Complicated
Location : Newcastle , Australia
Wiener size : Large
Breast size : A cup

I hardly know this guy till I m in F6 when we were in the same class, before that I just Hi and Bye with him when we met and all I know about him back then was his dad owns Lee Hoe but now i know everything about him *grins* . Like what his code name says he is the Flirter in our group even though he always defence himself by saying " I m just being friendly" but all of us in the group knows you flirt alot Jim but is ok because you dont have any ill intention. He flirts with style mind you. I had some serious controversy with him during F6 just because of a girl , we even " fang min" during that time, looking back at those time I felt I m so silly because no matter how i put it I m the one at fault . I m really sorry about that and I m glad that incident didnt tear us apart instead it brings us closer. We did alot of crazy things together and spending plenty of time together which I enjoy it. We even hop into a bus and went to KL just to attend a workshop on "How to Run a Restaurant" that quit costly and we were the youngest participant over there back then we were just 18 years old and our names and interview even came out in Star newspaper ,BUSINESS SECTION !!! Jim still remembers what you say during that time ? His easy going personality makes him "yang kin yan ngoi , ceh kin ceh coi" even I m jealous at times but thats Jim for you. I would like to thank you for our friendship and all those wonderful times together.




Name : Teh See Khoon
Codename : The Menace
Status : In a relationship
Location : Penang, Malaysia
Wiener size : He claim that it is large but very doubtful
Breast size : B cup

I know See Khoon since we were F1 I think . He is always the person you look for when some michevious things happend. He is very creative mind you, he can come out with alot of crazy ideas just to pull a prank on ppl. Well he get to taste his own medicine when during a camp in Brother's Bungalow he was stripped naked and hang to a pole during a wet and windy night, how does that feel ? Thats how he get his codename The Menace because he likes to get himself into trouble. See Khoon showed me places to get good food and he is literally my partner in crime when comes to food and he really can eat alot, much more compared to me , he always like to shoot me " you ah nice to see nia but hor cannot use mia, eat a little already tarik hand brake". Once mentioned about See Khoon the first thing come into ppl mind is TROUBLE. He is a LEGEND in the league of trouble making. He had torn Muet script, he had argued with teachers, he had stolen life jacket from plane, he had ppl gang banged , he had treat ppl eat disgusting stuff but of all thing his most famous trick is to ............................................................................................. during a sch trip. The details of his most famous act are not proper to be posted in the blog ,thats how extreme it is. Anyhow See Khoon thank you for everything and I really mean EVERYTHING and I hope you shall and will forgive for all those not so nice moments of me when we were together.



Name : Winson Tan Wei Yeong
Codename : The Joker
Status : Single and Available
Location : Tasmania , Australia
Wiener size : XTRA large (handle with care)
Breast size : C cup

Wei Yeong, I think I know you since we were F1 but at that time we are not that close. We only get intimate after I finished my F6 when we spends plenty of time together and I really mean PLENTY . He is the Joker in our group , he practically can make extremely funny jokes on anything at anytime and he is natural with it. Always make of us laugh till we are out of breath. He is the one that introduce us to one of our lepaking spot , Burger stall by the Jelutong post office , they definately serve of the best burger around. He is the guy that accompany me the most, the reason are simple because we are the only 2 person in our group without girlfriend so I guess that make us a lonely couple. Haha. I dont know why he dont have a GF ,I mean he is a marvelous guy and damn great person to be with. I m sure whoever be with him will definately have a time of her life. Oh yea, he has damn good memory on things and events , I mean HELL OF MEMORY , he can remember clearly what you said, what happened, what you wear and even how many rice you have eaten, thats COOL right ? So most of us cant actually lie in front of him because he remember it all. To all the girls out there that want his contact feel free to ask from me, I m more than glad to give and introduce to you such great guy. Yeong thanks for everything and I sincerely hope that you will finish off what you started with style and enjoy your life in Australia, is freaking Australia after all, you have snow,kangaroo,hot asian australian chicks and plenty of booze and weeds over there.



Name : Yeoh Keng Liang
Codename: The Shooter
Status : In a relationship
Location : Penang , Malaysia
Wiener size : Medium large
Breast size : AA cup (only 2 mosquitoes bites can be seen)

He is my classmate for quite alot of years from F1 till F5 . A very quiet and timid person but when he shoot at you is RIGHT ON the spot and kill you instantly. He hardly speaks but when he speaks is like shooting an arrow through you and burn it. He is quite humourous by saying things out of topic and from nowhere. One thing we will always remember him is that he like to ask string of questions such as when asking him out he will ask "Go where ah ?" then "What time going ?" , "Go there do what ah ?" "There got what so special ?" "Who else going ah?" after asking you all those question and you reply him then he will tell you this
" Like that ah , I dont feel like going la" Pek Chek lo...No matter what he is a very good person and a very caring BF. He will help you out when you need him without asking much question, thats strange huh since he is the type like to ask alot of question. He always claimed that he is one always eat "dead cat" no matter what happen but I dont think so cause I m the one who always eat "dead cat" . Oh yea when he play football time you can pek chek till die because he will carry and dribble the ball VERY slowly like slow motion like that. Anyway Bu thanks alot for everything and hope you will be a very famous and honourable lawyer one day.



Name : Lau Soon Ping
Codename : The Playboy/ PPK King
Status : Unknown
Location : Penang , Malaysia
Wiener size : Medium large
Breast size : AA cup (Mosquitoes bites too)

Mr.Lau here is a very famous Playboy I would say he is the different type of Playboy because he really loves the girl that he go after too but the problem is that he simply loves QUITE alot of girls. I have to admit he really treats the person he loves very well and really care for them. Get close with him cause we stays nearby and we were classmate in F6 but I think he is the one that spend the least time with all of us because he is also known as PPK King aka Pang Poi Ki Ong , well we never blame him for PPKing us even though he always came out with lame excuse such as "My dad ask me buy newspaper", "I need to cut grass" , "My uncle wedding" , "My auntie just gave birth" , "My car just broke down", "My mum birthday" and etc, seriously I do think he can write a book on "1001 Excuses for PPK" and I m sure he can come out with the 1001 excuses. Ping we knew it when you give excuse but we dont mind because we know you have alot of girls that you need to attend to so we do understand your situation. Too bad I never be able to learn anything from him in caring and loving girls thats why till today I never had any GF *sigh*. Ping is a family man, to him no matter what family must come first and I really respect you for that. Well thanks for everything Ping even though you never introduce any girl to me but is ok because I would never ever able to take care of them like you do. Oh yea , he is against Pre-Marital SEX , so girls that wanna get lucky with him before marriage is totally out of question.




Name : Saw Liang Wei
Codename : The Fucker
Status : Single , Available and FUCKING desperate ..haha
Location : Penang , Msia soon Manchester, UK
Wiener size : Discreet but suspected small
Breast size : DD cup (DD = Double difficulty)

Thats me just in case you don't know. I have nothing to write about myself so I just post up my picture. Why my codename is The Fucker ? because I fuck at everything.
















Ps. All the postings above are simply my opinion so please dont not let it effect your judgement on them when you get to know them but no matter what they are a bunch of cool and great ppl to hang around with and I bet my last dollar on it.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Edison & Me

NO NO NO !!! When my title says Edison & Me please dont expect raunchy pictures of me with this guy who made himself famous by screwing around and I mean technically SCREWING around. Well I dont think he will be interested with me after SCREWING so many famous Hong Kong stars eventhough I have BIGGER upper CHEST compared to all of them, eh wait how would I know since I NEVER see any of his picture that causes uproar in Hong Kong so please ah I just think my upper chest are bigger than the heroine in his collection of photos . It is after all Edison Chen photo scandal. I would like to say again I NEVER see any of those photos so please DO NOT ask from me any of the photos but I think you can easily obtain it by googling it. Haha.



Ok enough with my craps and outdated news of this Edison Chen. Now the Edison I m going to talk about is a highly respected icon in the world that is Thomas Alva Edison , yes he is the guy who invented the long lasting and practical electric light bulb and he look like this ...


So what about him that I wanna talk about ? Only one thing , WE HAVE ALOT IN COMMON and why would I say that even though there are hardly any familiarity between me and him , simply because of this quote of his when he tried inventing light bulb ...

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" by Thomas A.Edison

He found 10,000 ways that won't work it creating electric light bulb and I, proudly says that I found 10,001 ways that won't work when going after a girl. Sigh , I wouldnt want to admit this but after so many years of trying I NEVER had anyone that I can consider or introduce to my friend as my GIRLFRIEND . Seriously how can I be single after so many years ? simply because I followed Thomas Edison footsteps in finding 10,001 ways that won't work when going after a girl.


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Monday, September 8, 2008

Politics and relationship

How many of you been through a very bad relationship ? I mean VERY BAD ones , so what do you when you end those relationship ? There will be alot of shouting , screaming, complaining , crying and might even lead to a person tearing off his or her partner picture into half and probably throw it away or burn it. Then he or she will BLAME the partner for all the things that happened and ask him or her to be fully resposible for it. Thats for a relationship.

Then later you see those 2 will finally apologise to each other then take new picture together as loving as ever like those episodes never existed if that couple has good friends around them who patch them up instead of ADD OIL ADD FIRE. (This are for those couple who patch back la, those "Sat pat liong lap" no need to say la, maybe put his/her pic in some website and says "She is a whore" or maybe "He has small wiener" or even worst post their intimate moments for all those PERVERTED eyes out there to see. )


So what does Politician do when they are in a bad relationship with another Politician ?
Same thing , they tore the picture of the Politician that they hates even though they been through alot together but in the end when relationship turns sour "a Politician has to do what a Politician needs to do". Then the Politician will BLAME the Politician for all the bad things that happened and ask Him to be fully resposible for it. Will those 2 Politicians apologies to each other and patch up ? That will depends on their CRONIES , if got people ADD OIL ADD FIRE then I guess it will be the end for this scared relationship.

So what happened when 2 Polticians "Sat pat liong lap" the country will suffer of course and the Rakyat definately. Who knows what they might do next once they "sat pat liong lap " ? Maybe we can have another BLOCKBUSTER of "Doctor 'PAPER' in action " for those PERVERTED eyes again.


See who says Relationship and Politics are not related, in the end all the things in this world are related to each other whether you like it or not. Hope you will like my stupid comparision of this current events.

People says a picture is worth a thousand words so I guess 2 picture is worth 2 thousand words.
Do i need to elaborate further ? Nah i dont think so.

For serious updates kindly proceed to No Kacau or Malaysiakini






Just to lighten up your days

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Rising of Malaysia..

16th Sept 08 are just days away. Well DSAI still claimed that PR taking over M'sia on that day is still very much on track as they are persuading more than 40 MPs from BN to jump over to PR. Personally I dont think 916 will be possible simply because it is too rush and honestly PR are still too new and raw in leading a country that as problematic as Malaysia.


BN especially UMNO might be in a mess but they still win the 8th March election with simple majority that gives them the right to rule M'sia. It is not right for those elected BN MPs to simply jump to PR even though I have lost my faith in BN particularly UMNO, because if those BN MPs jump over then what is the different between BN and PR ? both used dirty tricks to gain power if PR chooses that method.


Personally I would prefer PR to manage the states that they have won effectively and trust me in 4 years time you will take over Malaysia leadership and by then BN/UMNO will totally be crushed fair and square. Malaysian had suffered so much but I do believe that WE can still stand another 4 years so that PR can ultimately be the ruling party without a doubt. Then from there new age of Malaysia will appear and hopefully Vision 2020 will come true.


Actually before the existance of PR there are no opposition party strong enough to fight fairly with BN as PAS and DAP have their own agenda but since PR come into picture there are alot of hope for a better managed country. A country will definately poorly manage when a political party held the power for so long so I guess is a time to change, we shall all brace ourselves for changes for better or worst we will let time show us.


The best way of improving this country should be let PR rules from 2012 to 2027 then BN 2027 to 2042 then PR 2042 to 2067 with both main political party govern the country for 3 terms each without a party taking too long control of this country. Honestly it doesnt matter if it is BN or PR if a party is in power for too long corruptions of large scale will definately happens but if we keep on changing the ruling party we can ensure that those politicians will always on their toes in serving the Rakyat and country.


Oh yea Happy Holidays to those MPs that will be in China for "Educational Trips" during 916, hope that all of you enjoy yourself there and do bring back some souvenirs for the Rakyat.



Who is your choice of PM ?

Dato' Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi


Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim



Dato Seri Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang

YAB Lim Guan Eng

Saw Liang Wei

Stephen Chow

Please cast your vote on the polls provided. TQ

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Saturday, September 6, 2008

16th September , Hari Malaysia

Well I received this from Sxi Alumni group in Facebook and after reading it I believe this is the right message to send to every Malaysian. It doesnt matter DSAI will take over Malaysia on 16th Sept 08,it doesnt matter if 40 MPs will jump over to PR, it doesnt matter if all BN MPs will be out for "educational trips" to China , it doesnt matter if our current PM is known as "Bapa Mertua Khairy" because it all doesnt matter. What matter the most is the 27 Millions Malaysian we have our family and friends and not just 1 or 2 person. To all Malaysian think about it , dont ever feels hatred just because others ask you to as the saying goes "an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" .Be yourself, love the people around you no matter who they are or what they are because from there the real Malaysia will finally appear.




Dear friends and fellow Malaysians,I need a little favor from you.

I need you to send the message below to all your friends, family and contacts. I would like to make Hari Malaysia a day of Unity.

As many of you know, for many years my organization and team have been highlighting this message each September 16th via full page adverts in The Star and our Hari Malaysia activities and gatherings.

Today, Malaysians are divided as never before. We need to make things better.

Regardless of who we support, we must not tolerate behaviors where a fellow human being like Najib is called Najis and Anwar, BABI (so called acronym for Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim) by immature and irresponsible people. We must be aware that the web is also open to our young. Even a ten year old have access to the blogs! It will only help create a mentality that cannot tolerate differences.

We need to impose better standards. We need to be One in this.

Please use whatever powers you have with you, your email list, your blog, facebooks, church or buddhist groups, mosque committee, hindu sangam, social clubs, etc and help me make things better. Zubedy as an organization is still too tiny to make a big impact. I need your help!

Your power is just a click away, use it. We will be featuring the message in our full page advert in The Star on this 16th but your efforts will carry the message further than I can ever dream of.

Thank you very very much!
Let us add value,
Anas Zubedy

Today 16th September 2008, Hari Malaysia,

Let us agree that …
There are thirteen states, and only one Malaysia
There are many parties, but we are one nation
While we may differ, we are not enemies
We can be critical, but not offensive
We shall seek and embrace truth, and reject deceit
We shall not take sides based on partisan views

Because wrong is wrong and right is right, no matter who does it

Let us all oppose corruption, racism and bigotry
Unite for one future, free from sleaze, discrimination and poverty;
Multiplicity is God’s creation; let us replace race with Unity
Let us see Unity in diversity, and learn to love all, because
When we dislike the other, we dislike part of God’s design,
We are One
We may greet each other in different ways, what we are all trying to say is:
I am pleased to meet you, my brother, my sister Malaysians

For there are
Many lamps, One Light
Many hearts, One Spirit
Many prayers, One God
Many Colors, One Race.
Have a meaningful Hari Malaysia
Let us add value,
Anas Zubedy
http://letusaddvalue.blogspot.com


Hari ini 16 September 2008, Hari Malaysia,
Marilah kita setuju bahawa …
Kita ada 13 negeri, tetapi satu Malaysia
Berbagai parti, satu negara
Walaupun kita berbeza, kita bukan musuh
Kita boleh mengkritik, bukan mencemar
Mari mencari kebenaran, dan menolak penipuan
Jangan sekali-kali berat sebelah pada mana-mana pihak

Kerana yang salah tetap salah dan yang benar tetap benar, tanpa mengira siapa

Mari kita menentang rasuah, perkauman dan prejudis
Bersatu demi masa depan, bebas dari penipuan, diskriminasi dan kemiskinan
Kepelbagaian itu ciptaan Tuhan; ayuh gantikan dengan Perpaduan
Perpaduan yang dalam kepelbagaian, cintakan semua kerana
Apabila kita bencikan yang lain, kita menghina ciptaan Tuhan

Cara kita berucap agak berbeza, namun apa yang ingin diluahkan adalah;
Saya gembira bertemu denganmu, saudaraku seMalaysia

Kerana

Berbagai pelita, hanya Satu Cahaya
Berbagai jiwa, Satu Azam
Berbagai doa, Satu Tuhan
Berbagai Warna, Satu Bangsa

Salam Hari Malaysia

Salam Sejahtera,
Anas Zubedy
http://letusaddvalue.blogspot.com

Well people if you shared the same dream with us why don't you help us spread this message around. Thank you and Selamat Hari Malaysia.

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Saw Liang Wei is ...

Taken this few things from Rachael Lim and Jack T blogs. Thank you both of you for it...





What Saw Liang Wei Means
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.



You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.



You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

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Is Manchester after all..


Ayuntamiento de Manchester


After a few weeks of uncertainty my 1st destination in UK will be Manchester after all. I do hope for Manchester at first when I was thinking of going to UK and I guess is has decided it will be Manchester to start with. Well i guess is a sweet time to go Manchester now with their all time famous Red Devils @ Man Utd and their upcoming and rising Manchester City FC that just been taken over by multi-billionaire Arab sheiks aka Mr Moneybags aka Sheikh Munsoor bin Zayed al Nahyan and he is just 38 years old this year. Guess football will only get more interesting in Manchester. haha

Casas De Manchester
Manchester Library


A brief info about Manchester are as follow Manchester is a city and metropolitan borough of Greater Manchester, England. Manchester was granted city status in 1853. It has a population of 458,100, and lies at the centre of the wider Greater Manchester Urban Area, which has a population of 2,240,230,the United Kingdom's third largest conurbation. Manchester has the second largest urban zone in the UK and the fourteenth most populated in Europe.Forming part of the English Core Cities Group, often described as the second city of the UK, and the "Capital of the North",Manchester today is a centre of the arts, the media, higher education and commerce. In a poll of British business leaders published in 2006, Manchester was regarded as the best place in the UK to locate a business. A report commissioned by Manchester Partnership, published in 2007, showed Manchester to be the "fastest-growing city" economically. It is the third most visited city in the United Kingdom by foreign visitors.Manchester was the host of the 2002 Commonwealth Games, and among its other sporting connections are its two Premier League football teams, Manchester United and Manchester City.
Trafford Centre Manchester


I m just so excited about the whole thing and hopefully I will have time of my life over there although there are plenty of things in M'sia especially PENANG that i will feel hard to let go but "a man has to do what he has to do".



Manchester

Chinatown Manchester


No matter what it will be a hell of experience for me over there. Oh yea Daniel Ng if you are reading this we are going to explore that place k when I m settled down lol...
And I might just bump into this few guys while I m doing my business and they standing beside me doing their business too. If that happens I m definately going to peek at them Wah Ha Ha..


c.Ronaldo

w.Rooney

Robinho

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